garro Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 'I have hidden my life savings somewhere in the village' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eman Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 How do you want to be remembered? Do you have a funny or poignant phrase that would sum up your life? Spike Milligan went for the deadpan (no pun intended) approach - "See, I told you I was sick!"Mine would be just two words - "She lived" How do you want future generations to remember you? Worked hard Played hard Lived fast Died young Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suiging Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 My wife has all my money hidden in cash. She laughs at your feeble attempts at torture. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toptuan Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Epitaph in Thailand? No question about it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TizMe Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 "Now he's Dead, this is Fred's bed" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Acquiesce Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ronw Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Shall not need an epitaph....shall follow an earlier precedent....and come back after three days!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuandchris Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 They will never hit us from there in a month of Sund+++ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hanuman1 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 (edited) 'Deceased' Visa Application In The Post.... Edited March 15, 2007 by hanuman1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 "Do I have time for a quick cup of tea?" Or "It needs another crack of black pepper!" These are things that I say all the time, so it would seem fitting. However, if I'm being serious... "Awaiting the glorious resurrection..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 "Awaiting the glorious resurrection..." Sounds like Thaksin in London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mogoso Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Borrowed from a Roman grave in Spain or Portugal " May the earth rest lightly upon thee" or There he was and now he's here Should not have drank that last beer Peeing in the street much to his disgust He got ran over by a big honking bus Mai pen rai Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chonabot Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 Here lies Chon the Atheist All dressed up And no particular place to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetjock Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 --TO ALL THE GIRLS I'VE LOVED BEFORE-- THANKS FOR THE WONDERFUL JOURNEY BUT AM NOT HAPPY WITH THE DESTINATION Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cdnvic Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 --TO ALL THE GIRLS I'VE LOVED BEFORE-- THANKS FOR THE WONDERFUL JOURNEY BUT AM NOT HAPPY WITH THE DESTINATION I would think a great one for a jet jock would be; 3755 successful take-offs 3754 successful landings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BKK90210 Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 This “Humpty Dumpty” Didn't Fall...He Was Pushed! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jetjock Posted March 15, 2007 Share Posted March 15, 2007 --TO ALL THE GIRLS I'VE LOVED BEFORE-- THANKS FOR THE WONDERFUL JOURNEY BUT AM NOT HAPPY WITH THE DESTINATION I would think a great one for a jet jock would be; 3755 successful take-offs 3754 successful landings. cdnvic-You may be right on that one-I hope you are not a fortune teller or I'm in big trouble! Think I will make sure my parachute my packed correctly on my next flight! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colino Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Under this sod lies another one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pepe' Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 "Samsara, Not" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KireB Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I told the girl that if I pass away and she would get another man I would become a poltergeist! Haunt her everynight. As my girl is Thai, she is already praying I will go after her, lol! For the rest, who gives a shit how you'll be remembered! I mean all these cliches! When the lights go off, they'll go off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Wherever you be, Let the wind blow free, Holding back farts was the death of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kankaroo Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 F*** IT ALL !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solent01 Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Where ever he be He was sprinkled free He will live eternally Not for the stone as I don't want one, more for the minds of those that know me. Sprinkled from 10'000 Ft above the Solent, England. (Hopefully from G-DNCN, (the rotary jet I learnt in) (why all the talk of death on the forum recently, lets talk about living.......) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alf Witt Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 I saw, I conquered, I came. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertz Posted May 8, 2007 Share Posted May 8, 2007 Vici, Veni, VD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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