attach a urinal to the wall

Yup!

I put a urinal in my bathroom. Best bathroom fitting ever invented. Don't know why they aren't incorporated into more western bathrooms overseas.

Soundman.

The hippie (Carl something) who wrote the guide to travelling around Mexico in a VW microbus, told how he went out the back door of a Mexcan cantina (pub) with a Mexican guy, to urinate. As they stood in the dark alley peeing on a pile of rubbish, Carl told the local man how this would be illegal back in the USA. That was the funniest joke Carl told all night!

Oh! Well! Guess what? It IS illegal in Vancouver! I guess, enough people were ... pissed off (or is it that the Olympics are coming and Vancouver has to be the epitomy of the best cities in the world ) that, now, one can be fined if caught in the act! $50 to $150. No joke! Article from the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation

We once walked down a big mountain to say farewell to the bishop who'd been in office 40 years, in Chiapas, Mexico. Every time the parade stopped, some of the local natives would take a toilet break - men to the left side, women (who wore big skirts without underwear) to the right, into the bushes. Quite normal.

The best fertilizer, I guess!