2 hours ago, yellowboat said:

Thais, in my experience, are hugely patient people. 

You obviously don't drive on Thai roads!

Has that satellite been calibrated to run red lights and move against the traffic flow of all those other satellites up there, claiming "break failure" as soon as it bumps into another?

 

By the way: An orbit around the earth can hardly be called "outer space".

The Gov,t already have their heads in the Clouds, so are half way there without any lift off.

A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY.....  with outer space goals...... Even More ridiculous than 3 Submarines.....

The Thai 'Big Faces' (Present Thai Regime) are dreaming.......

1 hour ago, Forza2002 said:

Space programs are a giant money pit. Thailand needs to be spending the tax payers money more wisely under these current difficult times with many families jobless.

BUT...... Can we live in hope of this ever happining in Thailand, especially now under the Submarine Obsessed Militery Ill-elected regime????????

2 hours ago, Grumpy John said:

5 hours ago, Thailand said:

Uranus is the target I believe.

So they are recruiting lady boys for the job? 

Nah, that would be your wallet is the target ????????

What Lies Ahead? Lies! 555

 

Nice one.

 

As famous Jackie Gleeson (Honeymooners 1960's series) "You're goin' to the Moon Alice!!""

6 hours ago, FarFlungFalang said:

Major Chano Chah you've really failed the grade.

 

"And the papers want to know who's masks you wear...

And it's time to leave the gubberment if you dare..."

 

 

But won't the blue plastic plumbing pipes melt on ascent through the atmosphere.

Great idea. Get Phrayut up there first!

1st of April people

I Dunno,  I heard that Thailand already had a base on Mars, although Mars hasn't been in contact due to the CoronaVirus and had to close the massage parlour. 

13 hours ago, Justgrazing said:

when I g*ogle Thai space program this comes up a lot .. But it looks like an out of control Catherine wheel they are doing a runner from .. Think they got a bit more work to do before they try the satellite thing .. 

 

If they ever have to populate another planet,then they alreadý have a ready made crew of Space Cadets!! TIT.

13 hours ago, webfact said:

What Lies Ahead for Thailand’s Outer Space Ambitions?

Visa on arrival requirements waived for all Martians with a covid-19 free certificate and a letter from their embassy. TAT is optimistic they will help the tourist industry bounce back to record levels...

Don't know what the hell they are talking about here as the Thai government already is in outer space inhabiting planets other than earth. Ground control to General .......... (insert favoured name)

It's an April Fool joke.  Thais can't drive a motor bike without alcohol to help them with their steering.

Space program?

 

Thailand?

 

Not an April Fool's joke? Not kidding?

 

Jesus wept.

On 4/1/2020 at 8:56 AM, yellowboat said:

Thais, in my experience, are hugely patient people.

Then we do not agree. Laziness can look like patience but the two are not the same.

 

 

Well the US effort has been spearheaded by a chimp, so the for Thais it will be a Farang.

On 4/1/2020 at 12:38 AM, Thailand said:

Uranus is the target I believe.

Cant be...they would make an ar*e of that! TIT..

21 hours ago, kensawadee said:

A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY.....  with outer space goals...... Even More ridiculous than 3 Submarines.....

The Thai 'Big Faces' (Present Thai Regime) are dreaming.......

Dont worry about Space,the destination is a lot closer ie: Lots of $$$$ in local pockets!

Ground Control to Major Somachi
Ground Control to Major Somchai

Eat your Tom Yum
and put your helmet on

Ground Control to Major Somchai
Commencing countdown,
kick start engine on
Check Indicators
and may Prayut's love be with you