buriramboy Posted April 19, 2007 Share Posted April 19, 2007 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." -- Sharon Stone "My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading." -- Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers) "I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?" -- Arnold Schwarzenegger "Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps." -- Tiger Woods "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch." -- Jack Nicholson "Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is." - Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor) "Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet." -- Robin Williams "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself." -- Roseanne "Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place." -- Billy Crystal "According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful." -- Robert DE Niro "There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?" -- Dustin Hoffman "There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked." -- Jerry Seinfeld "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house." -- Rod Stewart "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fakewhole relationships." -- Sharon Stone Amen! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chuchok Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 "Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as theonly time of the month that I can be myself." "See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time." -- Robin Williams amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosquitoman Posted April 20, 2007 Share Posted April 20, 2007 I know nothing about sex because I was always married. Zsa Zsa Gabor (1919 - ) I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty. George Burns (1896 - 1996) Life is a sexually transmitted disease. R. D. Laing MM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
torito Posted April 21, 2007 Share Posted April 21, 2007 "The worse part of oral sex is the view" Woody Allen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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