Georgeenta, girlfriend, I think you may be overestimating the market here, hun. A baht bus stopping at 3am is not necessarily the same thing as being discovered by the nude modelling industry. They tend to stop for all sorts of things, darl. People. Luggage. Lost tourists. Soi dogs. Bar tarts. Drunk, stumbling geezers. Men wandering around Thappraya Road with no trousers on. It is a broad customer base. Still, I admire the confidence. Most people would see a baht bus slow down and think nothing of it. You immediately identified it as commercial potential. A career option. Very entrepreneurial. I was also intrigued by your claim that all these farangs and Thais were eyeing you up. That is certainly one interpretation. Another possibility is they were simply trying to work out why a middle aged Australian bloke wearing pink nail polish and no trousers was wandering around Thappraya Road at 3am with his meat and two veg swinging in the tropical breeze. People do tend to notice unusual events. Either way, it clearly made an impression on you. And the fact that your immediate conclusion was “I could be a sex worker” rather than “perhaps I should put some trousers on” is what really makes this story special. Though before launching your new venture into streaking professionally after dark, I would recommend some proper market research. Clipboard. High viz vest. Notebooks. Chang singlet, to blend in better. A statistical analysis of pantless pedestrian demand across Pattaya, Jomtien and surrounding areas. You do not want to rush into these things. The glute improvements from stair climbing are encouraging, but I feel more data is required before committing to a full time nude profession. As always, sister, let the statistics guide the decision. You go girl!
