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> A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing

there.

>Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts

for a

>few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."

>

>The nun agreed.

>

>Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked,

>"Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??"

>The nun replied, "He went that way."

>

>After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her

skirt

>and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want

to go

>to Iraq."

>The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."

>

>The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but

you

>have a great pair of legs!"

>

>The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have

seen a

>great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."

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