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A middle-aged lady had a heart attack and passed away. However, when she met her Maker, he informed her that her time was not up yet and sent her. Out of curiosity, she asked Him how many more years would she have before she saw Him again. The Maker checked his 'computer' and said, "Another 25 years".

When she came back, she was thinking, "25 more years, I need to do something".

So she went over to the next department of the hospital and had a complete make-over - face, body and all the works.

Two weeks later, she walked out of the hospital and was about to cross the road when a car hit her and she was killed.

When she was at the Pearly Gates again, she stormed at the Maker and asked, "What happened, I thought I hade another 25 more years!"

The Maker replied sheepishly, "I did not know it was you!"

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