Gardening

[WillyL]

A well-endowed young lady was having problems with her gardening. Whatever she planted did not seem to be growing well. A peep at her next door neighbour's garden made her gasped. His tomatoes were big, red and juicy.

She then asked the man why was his secret.

The man told her that the secret is every morning before dawn he will expose himself his plants.

Having heard that, the lady started to expose herself to her plants.

After a few weeks, her neighbour asked her about her progress with gardening.

The lady said, "No, my tomatoes are still the same, small and wretched. But, you should see the size of my bananas!"

[suegha]

I just don't know what's happening in the jkes section today - several Libbys have been posted, this qualifys on all counts!