2 Parrots

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A lady goes to her priest one day and says, "Father, I have a

problem. I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one

thing.

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! You want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed. Then he thought for a moment.

"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have

two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the

Bible.

Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage

with

Francis and Peter. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and

worship!"

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest's house.

As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside

their cage holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over

and

placed her parrots in with them. After a few minutes, the female

parrots cried

out in unison, "Hi, we're hookers! You want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence. Shocked, one male parrot looked over

at the other male parrot and exclaimed, "Put the beads away, Frank.

Our prayers have been answered."

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