New Use For Viagra

[Rooo]

A man fell asleep on the beach under the noonday sun and suffered a severe sunburn and heatstroke. He was taken to the hospital where his skin was a bright red, painful and started to blister. Anything that touched him caused agony.

The doctor prescribed continued intravenous feedings of water and electrolytes, a mild sedative, and viagra.

"What good will viagra do him in this condition?" the nurse inquired.

The doctor replied, "It will keep the sheet off of him."

[Thaddeus]

You can buy Viagra as eye-drops now.

It makes you look hard.

[Crow Boy]

You can buy Viagra as eye-drops now.

It makes you look hard.

You can also buy it as a suppository - makes you hard as shit

CB

[peter991]

Jet lag

A recent study in hamsters suggested that sildenafil could reduce the recovery period by 50% for forward shifts in daily cycles. This effect was seen at low doses (lower than those which cause penile erections), and is proposed to work via sildenafil's blocking of PDE5. The subsequent buildup of cGMP would elevate its levels to those found normally during the daytime. This effect was only present for the forward shifts in cycles (what would correspond to jet lag caused by Eastward travel in humans). However, this use has not been tested in humans and is currently considered an off-label use.

Prevention of plant wilting

A low-concentration solution of sildenafil in water significantly prolongs the time before cut flowers wilt; one experiment showed a doubling in time from one week to two weeks. The mechanism of action is similar to that in humans: nitric oxide leads to the production of cGMP whose degradation by PDE5 is inhibited by sildenafil.

[Thaddeus]

An old chap walks into a pharmacy and asks if they sell Viagra, upon hearing that they did, he made a strange request.

"Can you slice them into quarters for me?

The girl behind the counter told him that she could but it would drastically reduce the effect. He replied.

"Look love, I'm nearly ninety years old and I'm not that much interested in sex these days ..... I just want to stop pissing on my shoes."

[Crow Boy]

An old chap walks into a pharmacy and asks if they sell Viagra, upon hearing that they did, he made a strange request.

"Can you slice them into quarters for me?

The girl behind the counter told him that she could but it would drastically reduce the effect. He replied.

"Look love, I'm nearly ninety years old and I'm not that much interested in sex these days ..... I just want to stop pissing on my shoes."

Thaddeus please refer to Viagra Joke which is in the thread directly behind this one and loaded up 15 minutes before yours. Not having a shot here (much) but thought you may want to know

CB

[Thaddeus]

Ah..... well you can't be everywhere at once CB.

I never open the Joke Forum, for one reason or another. So, I didn't see it at all.

[Losangels]

I can see how viagra can reduce jet lag.

You will be up all the time no need to worry about dozing at work

[Juzrelax]

I had a Viagra once, dam tablet got stuck in my throat and I had a stiff neck for ages.