I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My friends encouraged me and my girlfriend?........ She was a dream!

 

There was only one thing that bothering me, quite a lot indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously too, and made me feel uncomfortable.

 

One day, she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I arrived, she whispered to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she can't overcome.

 

So before I get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once. What could I say? I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it just come and get me. I just watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs.

 

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around and went to the front door... I opened it, and stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.

 

Lesson learned: Always keep your condoms in your car. 

 

Edited June 19, 20215 yr by Mario666

Nice set up.

With start like this--run.

Classic

Nice Troll but…

 

The history should be;

 

“Her husband was standing outside, and with tears in his eyes”… SHOT ME.

 

 

 

 

Edited June 19, 20215 yr by Tarteso

yes the old ones are always the best !

I would not marry not now and not ever!

Not a story for Hustler magazine I am afraid, but good windup until it came to the pitch. Yup outside the strike zone I am afraid..

3 hours ago, Mario666 said:

Her husband was standing outside

Out of my way man I need to get to my car. ????