Pommie

[markr]

Dad.. the exorcist is here again..

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Joined: 2006-06-15

From: Sirius-B

Member No.: 31,110

Please note that Austhaied prefers not to mention where he's really from

I'd deny it!

[pattayadave]

No sex please we're British.. (Poms) http://www.birminghamuk.com/humour.htm

f ok of t the pub (bush bar) see if you can up with something better 2morrow

[Austhaied]

Dad.. the exorcist is here again..

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Posts: 3,295

Joined: 2006-06-15

From: Sirius-B

Member No.: 31,110

Please note that Austhaied prefers not to mention where he's really from

I'd deny it!

AUSTRALIA.. Hence my forum name (Australian / Thai)...derrr.. :D :bah:

[markr]

Why's all that blue stuff round our flag?

I thought your name might have been Austin or something.

[terry57]

didnt all you ginjockeys vote to keep lizzie head of state

seems to me you cant forget where you came from

the three most famous things to come from oz rolf skippy and a bl##dy fish

what a lot of bollicks that is dave.

we give you bloody dame <deleted> edna everage, les bloody patterson and that top feminist miss greer . you lot are welcome to her.

anyway,

whats rolf still doing there anyway.? i thought he would have more brains and get back home to the bleeding sunshine.

and a big hello to you rolf.

thank you very much

terence

[Austhaied]

Why's all that blue stuff round our flag?

I thought your name might have been Austin or something.

The "blue stuff" represents the color of our sky..

This image represents the color of your sky (and your personalities).

[markr]

We need to get this in farang pub methinks and use it as some sort of game!

It'd go on forever

[Austhaied]

We need to get this in farang pub methinks and use it as some sort of game!

It'd go on forever

[terry57]

didnt all you ginjockeys vote to keep lizzie head of state

seems to me you cant forget where you came from

the three most famous things to come from oz rolf skippy and a bl##dy fish

watch it mate,

as i recon lizzy is a top little punter as she loves her corgies, aussie meat pies and fish and chips.

she's the only member of the royal family who dont get in the <deleted>.

i just wish she would give phillip the <deleted> flick, as he keeps making a tosser out of him self.

he's great for a bleeding laugh thou.

on ya phil.

your a top pommy bleeder me old mucka. :D

thank you very much.

terence

[pattayadave]

didnt all you ginjockeys vote to keep lizzie head of state

seems to me you cant forget where you came from

the three most famous things to come from oz rolf skippy and a bl##dy fish

watch it mate,

as i recon lizzy is a top little punter as she loves her corgies, aussie meat pies and fish and chips.

she's the only member of the royal family who dont get in the <deleted>.

i just wish she would give phillip the <deleted> flick, as he keeps making a tosser out of him self.

he's great for a bleeding laugh thou.

on ya phil.

your a top pommy bleeder me old mucka.

thank you very much.

terence

ah but terry he's not a pom he's a geeeerman

[pattayadave]

Why's all that blue stuff round our flag?

I thought your name might have been Austin or something.

bl##dy hel_l nearly fell of the chair

[mcgriffith]

And to think that the Americans were bitching on here a couple of days ago over being referred to as Septics

Please don't offer any distracting comments for us Yanks; we are thoroughly enjoying this Pom/Oz Catfight....Meeeooooowwwww....hisssssss.......

[johna]

I heard that pommie is a nickname for people from Portsmouth, a major RN port from which most of the early settlers of Australia departed the UK

EXTRACT FROM THE URBAN DICTIONARY

pommies pommy

1. pommies

Supposedly comes from People of her majesty the Queen.

Meaning English people living in Britain

2. pommies

Low life bags of shi* from the UK.

Mostly travel in packs of backpackers and drink beer until hey spew in the gutter. They never bathe and have foul potty language and are tighta**es - favorite foods beer and curry.

You pommie c-unt

1. pompey

Englands greatest city, full of geezas who hate scummers and love to stamp on their fat heads. By far the best city in the south. scum's shit and no where near Pompey, just look at the Premiership table. hahahah

2. pompey

An island connected to the civilised world by a series of bridges. Luckily, this place is easily avoided by use of the M27. A funny smell is a common occurance from this area - usually of fish or raw sewage.

The Pompey 'fans' are known as skates and their team play at a place with is alledgely a football pitch. During the week, this is also used for grazing livestock.

A rather pointless and dreary place not worth visiting - avoid at all costs

Remember to get your jabs if going to pompey.

[terry57]

didnt all you ginjockeys vote to keep lizzie head of state

seems to me you cant forget where you came from

the three most famous things to come from oz rolf skippy and a bl##dy fish

watch it mate,

as i recon lizzy is a top little punter as she loves her corgies, aussie meat pies and fish and chips.

she's the only member of the royal family who dont get in the <deleted>.

i just wish she would give phillip the <deleted> flick, as he keeps making a tosser out of him self.

he's great for a bleeding laugh thou.

on ya phil.

your a top pommy bleeder me old mucka.

thank you very much.

terence

ah but terry he's not a pom he's a geeeerman

jeesuuss mate,

i never knew that .

he must of been really pissed off when they lost the <deleted> war.

oh <deleted>,

ive just blown it.

whatever you do, dont mention the bloody war.

something to do with john cleese i think.

thank you very much,

terence

and just to keep on topic, pommy means : never mentioning that bleeding war.

[kmart]

didnt all you ginjockeys vote to keep lizzie head of state

seems to me you cant forget where you came from

the three most famous things to come from oz rolf skippy and a bl##dy fish

what a lot of bollicks that is dave.

we give you bloody dame <deleted> edna everage, les bloody patterson and that top feminist miss greer . you lot are welcome to her.

anyway,

whats rolf still doing there anyway.? i thought he would have more brains and get back home to the bleeding sunshine.

and a big hello to you rolf.

thank you very much

terence

You didn't want the indignity of having Rolf Harris on your postage stamps is all...

We like Rolf, though. You can't have him back, he's ours!

On a slightly related story; my mate was telling me about this ham shank (rh.) he works with, that asked him in all seriousness; " .... is Helen Mirren is a real Queen?"

Arf.

[Austhaied]

didnt all you ginjockeys vote to keep lizzie head of state

seems to me you cant forget where you came from

the three most famous things to come from oz rolf skippy and a bl##dy fish

what a lot of bollicks that is dave.

we give you bloody dame <deleted> edna everage, les bloody patterson and that top feminist miss greer . you lot are welcome to her.

anyway,

whats rolf still doing there anyway.? i thought he would have more brains and get back home to the bleeding sunshine.

and a big hello to you rolf.

thank you very much

terence

You didn't want the indignity of having Rolf Harris on your postage stamps is all...

We like Rolf, though. You can't have him back, he's ours!

On a slightly related story; my mate was telling me about this ham shank (rh.) he works with, that asked him in all seriousness; " .... is Helen Mirren is a real Queen?"

Arf.

Must have been a Scouser on holidays with his last armed robbery proceeds..

[kmart]

Not really. Although "real queens" are plentiful around the Sydney area, apparently.

[Austhaied]

Not really. Although "real queens" are plentiful around the Sydney area, apparently.

Now i see your connection with Thailand..

Visit bedlam, there's a thread that might be right up your alley.. So to speak..

[PhilHarries]

and just to keep on topic, pommy means : never mentioning that bleeding war.

And always harking back to 1966. The other time the Germans got beat.

I thought pommie came from the hearty greeting the dockers gave each new ship load of arrivals "P1ss Off Miserable English".

[Nibor1945]

Why do all you fervent patriots mostly want to be Ex-patriated and called farangs?

[terry57]

Why do all you fervent patriots mostly want to be Ex-patriated and called farangs?

cricky's mate,

could you please not ask such complicated questions as the boys trying to have a bit of bleeding fun.

thank you very much.

terence.

[Momo8]

Why do they call Pommies "whinging Pommie basta#$s?" can't find any info on that.

[pattayadave]

Why do they call Pommies "whinging Pommie basta#$s?" can't find any info on that.

whinging !!!!!! mate i've worked with hundreds of your brothers mooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan bl##dy moan thats all they do .

give an aussie a problem to solve see him run.

seriously though worked with some great (if abit mad ) exploration drillers.

heading of to mali next month no doubt will bump into a few of them and show them how to sink a few tinnys.

australia where men are men and sheep are worried

[Momo8]

I love the Poms! They gave us Ausies Mr Bean. Better head of state than Lizzie and better than old Johnny Howard.

[terry57]

Why do they call Pommies "whinging Pommie basta#$s?" can't find any info on that.

whinging !!!!!! mate i've worked with hundreds of your brothers mooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan bl##dy moan thats all they do .

give an aussie a problem to solve see him run.

seriously though worked with some great (if abit mad ) exploration drillers.

heading of to mali next month no doubt will bump into a few of them and show them how to sink a few tinnys.

australia where men are men and sheep are worried

<deleted> mate,

you got that all balled up aint ya.

this is how it goes.

new zealand, where men are confused and sheep run the 4 minute mile in 3 minutes when they see one coming.

thank you very much.

terry

[Momo8]

Yeai go Terry! Spot on.

[markr]

Careful Pattayadave,

The Oz-team will be sending alf stewart around soon to beat you up!

Ya flamin galaaaaah!

[Crow Boy]

And to think that the Americans were bitching on here a couple of days ago over being referred to as Septics

Please don't offer any distracting comments for us Yanks; we are thoroughly enjoying this Pom/Oz Catfight....Meeeooooowwwww....hisssssss.......

Yankee is a mispronunciation by the American Indians in the North Eastern States for Anglais which is the French word for the English.

CB

[torito]

I do not know what it happens with Australians now. They use to be very friendly with pomms until this November day in 2003, when the pommy b$#@&* won the Rugby World Championship

[Crow Boy]

I do not know what it happens with Australians now. They use to be very friendly with pomms until this November day in 2003, when the pommy b$#@&* won the Rugby World Championship

I don't know what planet you are from but on this one the Aussies have never been friendly with any Pommy sporting team, although we are happy to have a couple of beers with you after the game, that way you get to see the winning cups if only for a short while.

CB