New Thai Political Party Launched

Not without internal troubles.

Nakhon Nowhere (TNA), As Thailand enters a dark period of uncertainty following landmark rulings that disbanded several political parties, a new hope rose today in the form of a bunch of bedraggled foreigners who have launched a new political party "FArang Rak Thai" or "FART" for short.

Campaigning under the slogan "FART, for a better Thailand", the new party promises to remove the stink from Thai politics with a new style of governing which came about after marathon debate within the party ranks that had many insiders afraid that the motion would not pass.

"It was a squeaker" said one member, "At first we were afraid we would not pass anything, but now that it's over it feels like we have the wind at our backs"

Other members, speaking on the condition of anonymity, said that rumblings and internal pressure within the party had been relieved with a few discreet expulsions.

Edited June 5, 200719 yr by cdnvic

Greenpeace are witholding support for the new party until it's stance on greenhouse gas emissions has been clarified. A party spokesperson stated "We are investigating low methane foodstuffs such as low gas baked beans and the substitution of nitrogen for carbon dioxide in beer but more research is necessary at this early stage".

Most of the party's senior members are former CIA agents and/or SAS elite troops?

I wonder if the party is made up of young expats or old ones?

Is it a Young fart or an Old Fart?

I wonder if the party is made up of young expats or old ones?

Is it a Young fart or an Old Fart?

Well if they're politicians it won't be a silent one.

Most of the party's senior members are former CIA agents and/or SAS elite troops?

There's a lot of former SAS people in Thailand. Why do people from that airline like it here so much?

Hope they don't hold their rallies during the rainy season, or they'll all be wet FARTs.

If too many soap-dodgers join up, they could end up being stinky FARTs.

Large political rallies could result in lots of loud FARTs each trying to be heard over the others !

(sure hope no one lights a match at any of their gatherings, or there could be some explosive FARTs !)

... a new hope rose today in the form of a bunch of bedraggled foreigners who have launched a new political party "FArang Rak Thai" or "FART" for short.

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... rumblings and internal pressure within the party had been relieved with a few discreet expulsions.

:D

Classic stuff Vic!

Fresh ( well) news.

Donald Trump will be their Silent Board Director

To help with the anonymity of Trump and his daughter, Iva Trump, will only use the back passage of the new HQ.

His spokesperson said.............

" The Trumps will be up and down the rear entry before anyone has noticed, that's the beauty of being an SBD "

Edited June 6, 200719 yr by suiging

Hope they don't hold their rallies during the rainy season, or they'll all be wet FARTs.

If too many soap-dodgers join up, they could end up being stinky FARTs.

Large political rallies could result in lots of loud FARTs each trying to be heard over the others !

(sure hope no one lights a match at any of their gatherings, or there could be some explosive FARTs !)

oh! He loves it

Do they have weetabix in Thailand...? Just thinking of soggy FART's...