The Irish Pub

[Crow Boy]

Two Irish blokes have been coming to Thailand for years and love the place. Finally they retire and decide to settle in ChiangMai and buy a bar. The called the Irish Arms because that's where to go to get legless and put in all the different varieties of Ales and Stouts from across the Emerald Isle.

Sadly though the bar is not a great success and over the months Paddy and Seamus can see that all their hard earned is fast dissapearing. Finally down to their last few quid, they are sitting it the bar despondent. Paddy turns to Seamus and says "Mate I would never have thought it, we're skint, broke, and hardly a coin between us"

Seamus says "Aye and nothing can we do"

Paddy then says "I got an idea, let's turn the bar into a brothel"

Seamus turns to Paddy and says "Are you mad, that's the stupidest idea I have ever heard in my life, turn the bar into a brothel indeed"

Paddy say "why's it a stupid idea then?"

Semus turns to him and says "ya daft fool, if we can't make any money selling ales and stouts, how the heck do ya think we are going to get on selling broth!"

CB

[Rykbanlor]

did you make that up?

[cowboygwe]

can you say uuuugggghhhhh

[suegha]

It gave me a chuckle!

[Crow Boy]

It gave me a chuckle!

I am pleased someone got some enjoyment out of it

CB

[suegha]

It gave me a chuckle!

I am pleased someone got some enjoyment out of it

CB

I love jokes with silly plays on words!