In these dissonant times, it's easy to lose sight of the big world out there and the simple pleasures of life ... such as food! And what better way to stimulate the palate than by recalling some of the delicious treats on offer out there:

 

1. Mmm.... 4 inches of pure pleasure.

 

2. Any tasty treat is best washed down with a refreshing beverage. Although I'm not so sure about the diet option.

 

3. I like nuggets as much as the next person, but these are certainly some novel ways to enjoy those bite-sized delights.

 

4. I like 'Vaggie' too, but I've never had it from a tin.

 

5. Let's not forget our furry friends either. It's good of the brand to indicate that too many treats might lead to a feculent feline.

 

6. Of course, if a bad case of 'Browny Ring' means an untimely end for kitty, why, here's a Delia Smith favourite to the rescue!

 

7. It's always good to have a healthy salad at your fingers. But that's where it should stop.

 

8. But if you didn't enjoy 'fingernail salad' in Laos, I wouldn't complain about it and then order ice cream.

 

9. If there's no time for a sit-down meal, nuts make for a handy snack. Depending on the nut, of course.

 

10. The old '<deleted>' for 'crab' blooper never fails to amuse, but it's even better to order <deleted> with plawn.

 

11. Sometimes a sandwich is just what you want. I think.

 

12. I'm sold on the 'huge fried prawns' but not so sure about the bread.

 

Moved to the Pub.