Why Is A Beer Better Than A Woman?

1. You can share a beer with your mates.

2. Beer never has a headache.

3. A beer won't get upset if you come home with beer on your breath.

4. A beer never has a headache.

5. You know you are always the first one to pop a beer.

6. A frigid beer is a good beer.

7. Beer labels come off without a fight.

8. After you have a beer you are committed to nothing else but dumping the bottle.

9. If you pur a beer right,you will always get a good head.

10. Beer looks the same in the morning.

11. Beer doesn't want to get married.

12. Beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get.

13. You can get a beer anywhere.

14. A beer won't smoke in your car.

14. A beer never says NO.