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DAD WHERE DO BABIES COME FROM???

CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?

DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!

Listen... Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafe? Then, mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall.

Seeing that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload and Nine months later the d*mn virus appeared!

CHILD: Huh?

Don't Look at Naked Ladies!

Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?

Boy 2: Because my mum said that if I looked at a naked lady, I'll turn into stone……………………………….…………………………I can feel part of me is getting hard already.

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