john b good Posted July 2, 2004 Share Posted July 2, 2004 The defense attorney asked, "What is your age?" The old woman answered, "I am 86 years old." The defense attorney continued his questions, "Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened to you?" "Well," the old woman replied, "There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man came creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me." The defense attorney continued, "Did you know him?" "No, but he sure was friendly." replied the old woman. "What happened after he sat down beside you?" came the next question. "Well, he started to rub my thigh," said the old woman. "Did you stop him?" "No, I didn't stop him." "Why not?" questioned the defense attorney. The old woman explained, "It felt good. Nobody had done that since my husband passed away 30 years ago." "What happened next?" the defense attorney urged her. "Next, he began to rub my breasts." "And did you stop him then?" "###### No, I didn't stop him!" stated the old woman. "Why not?" The old woman looked at the judge and explained, "Why, Your Honor, his rubbing made me feel all alive and excited. I haven't felt that good in years!" "What happened next?" queried the defense attorney. "Well," the old woman went on, "I was feeling so spicy that I just spread my old legs and said to him, "Take me, young man, Take me!" "And did he take you?" questioned the defense attorney. "######, no!" yelled the old woman, "That's when he yelled, 'April Fool!', and that's when I shot the son of a bitch!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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