Random Jokes

[AltumAngel]

☻Men are like chocolate bars.... sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

☻A little kid asks his Dad, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"

"No idea," replied the Father, "I'm still paying for it..."

☻There was this lover who said that he would go through hel_l for her. They got married - now he is going through hel_l!!!

☻I've got a good friend who married a Doctor.

One day he told her: "You need to do something to spice up our love-making".

Soon thereafter, he came home and found her in bed with another man who is also an M.D.

"Why?" asked her husband. "You said I needed to do something to spice up our love-making;

I just wanted to get a Second Opinion", she replied...

☻Q: Why do brides wear white?

A: To blend in with everything else in the kitchen.

☻One day a man inserted an 'advert' in the local classifieds: "Wife wanted".

Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

☻What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? -

Well, it's the same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving

☻Marriage - an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor's Degree and the woman gets her Masters.

☻After a lengthy quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was a fool when I married you."

The husband replied: "Yes, dear, but I was in love and didn't notice it."