They Say You Should Never

[gampaan]

Ya ever tried mixed doubles? Or perhaps a foursome?

[lazeeboy]

Ya ever tried mixed doubles? Or perhaps a foursome?

have you ever been to spain

[gampaan]

Now why would I want to do that?

[Zpete]

Now why would I want to do that?

I bin there, why go again?

Lilthai gals cheaper than Brit screwed senoritas, much nicer too don't ya reckon?

[chiliwasabi]

Does it rain in Spain?

[gampaan]

Do they enjoy pain in Spain ?

[luckyluke]

Do they enjoy pain in Spain ?

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Is it sain in Spain ?

[chiliwasabi]

Is the pope Spanish?

[Zpete]

Is the pope Spanish?

Who does Polish?

[chiliwasabi]

I think Mr Sheen does polish doesn't he?

[Zpete]

I think Mr Sheen does polish doesn't he?

Gawd pray for us, a Mr Sheen Polished Pope, what next?

[AlexLah]

Uurrrrrrr....I am getting a bit confused now.

Are you guys familiar with assymetric warfare postings on a forum in a thread like this?

No this is not the same as verbal tomatoes.......

Anyway thanks all for all the amazing contributions here

[gampaan]

Uurrrrrrr....I am getting a bit confused now.

Are you guys familiar with assymetric warfare postings on a forum in a thread like this?

No this is not the same as verbal tomatoes.......

Anyway thanks all for all the amazing contributions here

Sir, would you like me to eradicate them discreetly ??

[Zpete]

Uurrrrrrr....I am getting a bit confused now.

Are you guys familiar with assymetric warfare postings on a forum in a thread like this?

No this is not the same as verbal tomatoes.......

Anyway thanks all for all the amazing contributions here

Sir, would you like me to eradicate them discreetly ??

I for one, must admit to beeing confuzzled by, "assymetric warfare postings "......

Wotz dem?

[gampaan]

Grand Master Flash Alex, I await your decision regarding these vermin amongst us.

Turn up your reciever. Can you hear me Brother..???

[Zpete]

Grand Master Flash Alex, I await your decision regarding these vermin amongst us.

Turn up your reciever. Can you hear me Brother..???

I cannot hear ya brother, and dunno wot all that garbage is about.....vermin...... rats.......arts....... star or mervin

[AlexLah]

Grand Master Flash Alex, I await your decision regarding these vermin amongst us.

Turn up your reciever. Can you hear me Brother..???

Yes Bro, "The Message" is loud and clear.

It is time to do what we have been preparing for so long.

It is time to begin "The Process"

Gampaan, are you ready to release the weapons of mass confusion to those of 'Them' that are not with "Us"?

[gampaan]

In the name of those who have sacrificed their chastity before us, I am prepared to initiate the hunch of elimination. They shall be smited and hunched beyond all regognition. They shall be hunched so bad their mama gonna be sore. Infidels prepare...for the Process can not be ceased.

Are you ready for the onslaught?

Or do you want to think this through a bit more...??

[pampal]

Huh?

[Zpete]

Huh?

I am still confuzzled, yer've hijacked the story, aint ya?............

[Sarge]

who's Daniel Vettori?

[AlexLah]

In the name of those who have sacrificed their chastity before us, I am prepared to initiate the hunch of elimination. They shall be smited and hunched beyond all regognition. They shall be hunched so bad their mama gonna be sore. Infidels prepare...for the Process can not be ceased.

Are you ready for the onslaught?

Or do you want to think this through a bit more...??

I think we have a bit of a situation here Gampaan.....

This afternoon a "Black Operative" on a bike was swirling around my car and me.

Then we have Sarge mentioning the "Vettori connection"

Do you think we have to ask "The Question" just to be sure?

[gampaan]

In the name of those who have sacrificed their chastity before us, I am prepared to initiate the hunch of elimination. They shall be smited and hunched beyond all regognition. They shall be hunched so bad their mama gonna be sore. Infidels prepare...for the Process can not be ceased.

Are you ready for the onslaught?

Or do you want to think this through a bit more...??

I think we have a bit of a situation here Gampaan.....

This afternoon a "Black Operative" on a bike was swirling around my car and me.

Then we have Sarge mentioning the "Vettori connection"

Do you think we have to ask "The Question" just to be sure?

They Seem to be getting too close. A bit restless perhaps. Could be dangerous.

Think it is time to go underground awhile?

[Zpete]

In the name of those who have sacrificed their chastity before us, I am prepared to initiate the hunch of elimination. They shall be smited and hunched beyond all regognition. They shall be hunched so bad their mama gonna be sore. Infidels prepare...for the Process can not be ceased.

Are you ready for the onslaught?

Or do you want to think this through a bit more...??

I think we have a bit of a situation here Gampaan.....

This afternoon a "Black Operative" on a bike was swirling around my car and me.

Then we have Sarge mentioning the "Vettori connection"

Do you think we have to ask "The Question" just to be sure?

They Seem to be getting too close. A bit restless perhaps. Could be dangerous.

Think it is time to go underground awhile?

If Daniel Vettori, Balck Caps skipper, bowls ya a googly, will that out you?

[gampaan]

would that include his sticky wicket?

[Zpete]

would that include his sticky wicket?

He has a gorgeous partner....... coooooorrrrrrr.

Would you like to get wicket sticky sumplace?

[gampaan]

She cracked my bat once already, and got googly all over the pillow.

Do you know a good dry cleaners ?

[Sarge]

I hear he changed nationality, is he an aussie now?

[Zpete]

I hear he changed nationality, is he an aussie now?

Only change is from VICE captain (love that job) to Skipper.

Ya reckon NZ will beat the Proteas?

[Sarge]

mai ru, couldn't care less about cricket.

I think SAs are on the roll now, are they any rough & ready SAs birds in NZ?