They Say You Should Never

[little_muppet]

i donno what r u talking about.. it is nothing about me at all

so why should i care???

[AlexLah]

One of my many girlfriends called me a dog, I still do not know what it means.

As for the whole moon thingy, yes I come from the moon and we are called: Lunatics.

We scared the sh1t out of them when they first landed and told them not to come back, it has been more then 30 years now so I guess they understood.

Gampaan, you have been away for a long time. What did they do to you?

The cow jumped over the moon, the cat ran away with fiddle......

Guess the cat's name is Gampan.

Alex, wot ya think?

One of my many girlfriends called me a dog, I still do not know what it means.

As for the whole moon thingy, yes I come from the moon and we are called: Lunatics.

We scared the sh1t out of them when they first landed and told them not to come back, it has been more then 30 years now so I guess they understood.

Gampaan, you have been away for a long time. What did they do to you?

It can now be told.

Had to take care of some business in Pakistan. Stubborn lot they are. But not a very high tolerance to pain. I guess you heard of this General/President, huh?

Well, we cannot have that. So now he is a civilian President. Nuff said.

So, have they been giving you any trouble lately ??

Zpete, it is not so much about what I think, it is all about what I do, don't ya agree?

Yes Gampaan, (The general) he is a frikkin wanke_r, cannot even withstand the pain while driving toothpicks under his nails and cutting some of his fingers off.

You did a good job Gampaan with the General, HQ recognise that you are a high potential person.

I have also heard that they would like you to have a one on one with the one we cannot name.

It is all following 'The Schedule' and we are on track.

The world will not believe what has just happened to them.

Phase Three is about to be initiated, we are just waiting for your confirmation.

Gampaan are you ready to give 'The Sign'?

[Zpete]

Sorry to hear Pete , good ya still have fun

Got family in Wellington (dutch). Amazing beaty Kiwiland .

Get your paper bag ready after your therapy , Thailand is welcoming you ,

got it ?

Thanks matey.

I not getting upset, most guys find out they have it sometime, those that don't, have it but dunno.

Life goes on, fun to be had, by all.

Hope some meets come up next year, I was at Chiang Mai for the last one there.

Have you been to one?

[Zpete]

One of my many girlfriends called me a dog, I still do not know what it means.

As for the whole moon thingy, yes I come from the moon and we are called: Lunatics.

We scared the sh1t out of them when they first landed and told them not to come back, it has been more then 30 years now so I guess they understood.

Gampaan, you have been away for a long time. What did they do to you?

The cow jumped over the moon, the cat ran away with fiddle......

Guess the cat's name is Gampan.

Alex, wot ya think?

One of my many girlfriends called me a dog, I still do not know what it means.

As for the whole moon thingy, yes I come from the moon and we are called: Lunatics.

We scared the sh1t out of them when they first landed and told them not to come back, it has been more then 30 years now so I guess they understood.

Gampaan, you have been away for a long time. What did they do to you?

It can now be told.

Had to take care of some business in Pakistan. Stubborn lot they are. But not a very high tolerance to pain. I guess you heard of this General/President, huh?

Well, we cannot have that. So now he is a civilian President. Nuff said.

So, have they been giving you any trouble lately ??

Zpete, it is not so much about what I think, it is all about what I do, don't ya agree?

Yes Gampaan, (The general) he is a frikkin wanke_r, cannot even withstand the pain while driving toothpicks under his nails and cutting some of his fingers off.

You did a good job Gampaan with the General, HQ recognise that you are a high potential person.

I have also heard that they would like you to have a one on one with the one we cannot name.

It is all following 'The Schedule' and we are on track.

The world will not believe what has just happened to them.

Phase Three is about to be initiated, we are just waiting for your confirmation.

Gampaan are you ready to give 'The Sign'?

Back to the drawing board...... hmmmmmmmmmm a sign.

The Sign !!!!!!!

I pass, wozzit? Alex

[lazeeboy]

One of my many girlfriends called me a dog, I still do not know what it means.

As for the whole moon thingy, yes I come from the moon and we are called: Lunatics.

We scared the sh1t out of them when they first landed and told them not to come back, it has been more then 30 years now so I guess they understood.

Gampaan, you have been away for a long time. What did they do to you?

The cow jumped over the moon, the cat ran away with fiddle......

Guess the cat's name is Gampan.

Alex, wot ya think?

One of my many girlfriends called me a dog, I still do not know what it means.

As for the whole moon thingy, yes I come from the moon and we are called: Lunatics.

We scared the sh1t out of them when they first landed and told them not to come back, it has been more then 30 years now so I guess they understood.

Gampaan, you have been away for a long time. What did they do to you?

It can now be told.

Had to take care of some business in Pakistan. Stubborn lot they are. But not a very high tolerance to pain. I guess you heard of this General/President, huh?

Well, we cannot have that. So now he is a civilian President. Nuff said.

So, have they been giving you any trouble lately ??

Zpete, it is not so much about what I think, it is all about what I do, don't ya agree?

Yes Gampaan, (The general) he is a frikkin wanke_r, cannot even withstand the pain while driving toothpicks under his nails and cutting some of his fingers off.

You did a good job Gampaan with the General, HQ recognise that you are a high potential person.

I have also heard that they would like you to have a one on one with the one we cannot name.

It is all following 'The Schedule' and we are on track.

The world will not believe what has just happened to them.

Phase Three is about to be initiated, we are just waiting for your confirmation.

Gampaan are you ready to give 'The Sign'?

Back to the drawing board...... hmmmmmmmmmm a sign.

The Sign !!!!!!!

I pass, wozzit? Alex

just what is going on here then

[AlexLah]

What is going on?

There was 'The Gathering' in Pattaya just last month where (mostly) new soldiers were recruited (see announcment on TV).

Some of 'Us' have had 'The Experience' and witnessed 'The Goddes'

Some of 'Us' have witnessed the one that increased it's presence by a million times.

A 'Black Operative' swirling around me and my car (see picture).

The 'Ricecookers' that are positioned around my house (see picture).

The uncovering of Zpete's avators true meaning and the story behind it.

The 'Coming Out' of Miss Anything (see picture).

Pink nipple cream (see picture)

There is a lot more but you need to open your mind and get into it.

Once phase three is initiated the only thing I am allowed to advice you is to wrap your head in alu foil, wait inside your house and check this Fred on a regular base.

What is about to happen will dwarf the invention of 'The Paperclip' (Google Project Paperclip).

Therefore I am now allowed to offer for the last time to all TV members, believers and non believers to join 'The Program'

Below a picture of the sousands and sousands of people that signed up.

My question therefore is: " Are you willing to join The Program?

Edited November 30, 2007 by AlexLah

[gampaan]

What is going on?

There was 'The Gathering' in Pattaya just last month where (mostly) new soldiers were recruited (see announcment on TV).

Some of 'Us' have had 'The Experience' and witnessed 'The Goddes'

Some of 'Us' have witnessed the one that increased it's presence by a million times.

A 'Black Operative' swirling around me and my car (see picture).

The 'Ricecookers' that are positioned around my house (see picture).

The uncovering of Zpete's avators true meaning and the story behind it.

The 'Coming Out' of Miss Anything (see picture).

Pink nipple cream (see picture)

There is a lot more but you need to open your mind and get into it.

Once phase three is initiated the only thing I am allowed to advice you is to wrap your head in alu foil, wait inside your house and check this Fred on a regular base.

What is about to happen will dwarf the invention of 'The Paperclip' (Google Project Paperclip).

Therefore I am now allowed to offer for the last time to all TV members, believers and non believers to join 'The Program'

Below a picture of the sousands and sousands of people that signed up.

My question therefore is: " Are you willing to join The Program?

These ARE interesting times, huh? I love it, bring it on, do your worst...

Dinsdale agrees, the time is near. He assures me he is ready.

We have some work to do in Bali soon. Piece of cake really.

We may have an anxious op. in Rochester N.H. I'll look into it. Could be too overt.

Have you buried some of your stockpile yet??

[Zpete]

Eeeeeeeew, will I or wont I?

That is the question.

I have forgotten whether I will or wont....... WHAT?

I am gunna get a therapist who can help me unnastand

Will I or will I not?

I like this guy...........

Is he good?

Edited December 1, 2007 by Zpete

[lazeeboy]

Eeeeeeeew, will I or wont I?

That is the question.

I have forgotten whether I will or wont....... WHAT?

I am gunna get a therapist who can help me unnastand

Will I or will I not?

I like this guy...........

Is he good?

i wonder if he is on santa's good list or not

[Ping]

Hope all goes well with the therapy Pete. Back in Chalong in March? I'm back in Patong start of May (through to November) for the usual avoid-the Melbourne-winter-blues jaunt - same each year. Will you still be around the island in May? (...noting that I ended with a question!)

[Zpete]

Eeeeeeeew, will I or wont I?

That is the question.

I have forgotten whether I will or wont....... WHAT?

I am gunna get a therapist who can help me unnastand

Will I or will I not?

I like this guy...........

Is he good?

i wonder if he is on santa's good list or not

He would NOT be on the hungry list, wot ya think?

[Ping]

Eeeeeeeew, will I or wont I?

That is the question.

I have forgotten whether I will or wont....... WHAT?

I am gunna get a therapist who can help me unnastand

Will I or will I not?

I like this guy...........

Is he good?

i wonder if he is on santa's good list or not

He would NOT be on the hungry list, wot ya think?

He probably ate the dog AND his dopey master. Whoops, that's not a question, is it?

[lazeeboy]

Eeeeeeeew, will I or wont I?

That is the question.

I have forgotten whether I will or wont....... WHAT?

I am gunna get a therapist who can help me unnastand

Will I or will I not?

I like this guy...........

Is he good?

i wonder if he is on santa's good list or not

He would NOT be on the hungry list, wot ya think?

He probably ate the dog AND his dopey master. Whoops, that's not a question, is it?

does he eat mice

[gampaan]

I heard he eats the "cat". A virtual freak when it comes to submission.

Know what I mean ..?? ...nudge nudge, wink wink....

[Zpete]

Eeeeeeeew, will I or wont I?

That is the question.

I have forgotten whether I will or wont....... WHAT?

I am gunna get a therapist who can help me unnastand

Will I or will I not?

I like this guy...........

Is he good?

i wonder if he is on santa's good list or not

He would NOT be on the hungry list, wot ya think?

He probably ate the dog AND his dopey master. Whoops, that's not a question, is it?

does he eat mice

Ya think he likes nice mice burgers?

[gampaan]

I think he's a pussy hunter.

Would you eat mice??

[Zpete]

I think he's a pussy hunter.

Would you eat mice??

Be it known, having travelled the world and eaten in many "strange" eating places, possibly I have eaten mice..... ewwwwwwww.

As for him eating mice.

Have you seen Garfield hunt anything other than food, any sorta grub suits him, dun ya think?

[AlexLah]

What is going on?

There was 'The Gathering' in Pattaya just last month where (mostly) new soldiers were recruited (see announcment on TV).

Some of 'Us' have had 'The Experience' and witnessed 'The Goddes'

Some of 'Us' have witnessed the one that increased it's presence by a million times.

A 'Black Operative' swirling around me and my car (see picture).

The 'Ricecookers' that are positioned around my house (see picture).

The uncovering of Zpete's avators true meaning and the story behind it.

The 'Coming Out' of Miss Anything (see picture).

Pink nipple cream (see picture)

There is a lot more but you need to open your mind and get into it.

Once phase three is initiated the only thing I am allowed to advice you is to wrap your head in alu foil, wait inside your house and check this Fred on a regular base.

What is about to happen will dwarf the invention of 'The Paperclip' (Google Project Paperclip).

Therefore I am now allowed to offer for the last time to all TV members, believers and non believers to join 'The Program'

Below a picture of the sousands and sousands of people that signed up.

My question therefore is: " Are you willing to join The Program?

These ARE interesting times, huh? I love it, bring it on, do your worst...

Dinsdale agrees, the time is near. He assures me he is ready.

We have some work to do in Bali soon. Piece of cake really.

We may have an anxious op. in Rochester N.H. I'll look into it. Could be too overt.

Have you buried some of your stockpile yet??

Yo Gampaan, I am fully aware of the Bali project.

But please remember we are talking about roughly 10.000 attendants spreaded around the island.

There is no way we can wipe them out in one go.

Therefore we need to plan a simultanious strike.

This ain't no Garfield, right?

I have stockpiled all stuff in "The Bunker" so when the time has come I guess we are allright.

I have reserved a place for you, just incase.

Once we are succesfull at the Bali project I think the world will finaly understand and more willing to join.

I have about 200 clips, not enough to wipe em all out.

We could do an EM pulse, but still too many will be left.

The only option we have is to use nukular power.

[Ping]

Aside from a shortage of pockets being an issue, has anyone noticed that it is often difficult to get a comfortable pair of thongs (as in flipflops) that last more than a few months?

[AlexLah]

You mean one of those?

[Zpete]

Aside from a shortage of pockets being an issue, has anyone noticed that it is often difficult to get a comfortable pair of thongs (as in flipflops) that last more than a few months?

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Flip flops, in NZ we call 'em, Samoan safety boots.........lol

I have had my last 2 pair for 4 years now.

They bin to Loas, Vietnam, Cambodia, Bali, Malaysia, S'pore, all over Thailand, Aust and Fiji.

Tropical wear for sure, alla time.

Ya must be hard on footwear, PING.

[Ping]

Interesting Pete - don't suppose you want to tell me the brand/design type - I could do with a decent pair?

[Zpete]

Interesting Pete - don't suppose you want to tell me the brand/design type - I could do with a decent pair?

I bought first pair at "K_Mart" in Melbs.

The second at "Warehouse" in Auckland.

As for brand,,,, gawd, no idea matey.

I bin looking for more the last 2 years to no avail.

The cost $1.99 in both OZ and NZ......LOL

They seem to have a very sturdy sole and top is that curly plastic mat stuff.

No wet perspiration sodden feet, cool and airy underneath.

No dried cracked heels.

Lotta ppl stuff flipflops by trying to grasp then with their toes, not good for flipflops.

Bought my 1st pair of flipflops in Aden, 1958....... LOL

Reckon gunna have to make me next pair meself.

Sorry cannot help any more.

Here is a pic, you can see hat they are made from.

Edited December 3, 2007 by Zpete

[Ping]

Interesting look to them. Maybe I should start a new thread - 'What are the best flipflops you've ever owned?' Hmmm... good idea!

[Zpete]

Interesting look to them. Maybe I should start a new thread - 'What are the best flipflops you've ever owned?' Hmmm... good idea!

Dems the bestest I have ever had in 50+ years.

Cheapest too, first pair cost 5/-.

When 8 pound sterling, was ya pay for a week......LOL

Wot is a 1958 crown worth today?

Edited December 3, 2007 by Zpete

[lazeeboy]

Interesting look to them. Maybe I should start a new thread - 'What are the best flipflops you've ever owned?' Hmmm... good idea!

Dems the bestest I have ever had in 50+ years.

Cheapest too, first pair cost 5/-.

When 8 pound sterling, was ya pay for a week......LOL

Wot is a 1958 crown worth today?

when should i put my xmas tree up ?

[tijnebijn]

Saw the flipflop thread of Ping on general forum , any responses Ping ?

[AlexLah]

Don't they hurt between your toes?

Have you ever tried one of those?

[Zpete]

Neva tried ONE of any footwear, prefer two.

They look phk orful.

Ya gotta get comfy Flip-flops, or the bit betwixt the toes can be irritating.

Did ya see my pic posted earlier?

[AlexLah]

Yes I did and I still wonder how you can walk comfy in them.

Do you have any advice?