Cats rate with rats.

Can do without both parasites.

EXTERMINATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alex, you want the job?

Alex is doing us all a great service, is he not? Getting rid of all those mangey flea-ridden cats. Good job Alex! When you're finished with them, you'll need to start on the sewer rats. After you have eradicated all the rats, I have a special job for you...

Great dog!

Alex is doing us all a great service, is he not? Getting rid of all those mangey flea-ridden cats. Good job Alex! When you're finished with them, you'll need to start on the sewer rats. After you have eradicated all the rats, I have a special job for you...

what would that be ?

It is amazing. Two job offers already.

What would they be?

Oh and Kitty after carefully analysing the video I think the flying cats have been altered.

They seem to sort of use anti gravity devices deeply mounted in their backend.

I have carefully examined the dead corpses and could not find such device and that must be the reason why the Kitty's did not show such behaviour.

Any other ideas on why (the video clearly shows flying cats), the ones that I threw from my rooftop did not show any of that?

you obviously punctured the devices in their backends somehow, didn't you?

Do you suggest I did something with those pussy's before ejecting them from the rooftop?

Did someone mention the war (again)?

I did mention the war on white trash, is that what you mean?

Yeah, white trash is a "Blott on the Landscape"....glaringly ... shows up too much in sun.

Coloured trash assimmilates, in the mix of faun and fauna.

No more white packaging to be trashed, all pretty colours please.

Make Thailand much more picturesque place.

Wot yas all thinx?

I think it is all bull.

Anyone else think the same?

Well you have to agree with Pete, don't you? At least the coloured stuff mixes in. That's why the services have camouflage, isn't it. There's your solution. All plastic bags and other stuff that tends to get blown about - shouldn't they introduce a law that it has to be in a camouflage scheme roughly befitting the location? So that in Oz, it could be reds or greens. In some of the arab countries, it could be whites, greys or tans. In New Zealand, it could be in browns (to match the sheep droppings covering the countryside). This would also go nicely with Alex's 'bull'.

1543 posts - making a serious effort towards a double kilo. Congrats to the OP for a very successful thread. Was it Siegfried (Get Smart) who used to say, 'Very interesting; but stupid!'... or was it that Chinese detective character whose name just escapes me for the moment (Harry Who?)?

Harry Who Flung Dung?

Should his name not be pronounced as Helly?

Should his name not be pronounced as Helly?

You could plobly be lite, wot you leckon?

Well, maybe I'm on the wrong track entirely. I'll Google it... Ah, it was Art Johnson (the German soldier character in Rowan & Martin's 'Laugh In'). That's probably why I confused it with Siegfried from Get Smart.

So, we were talking about camouflage-coloured wrapping. Before that, we were talking about the war and before that, cats.

I'm out of ideas. Personally, I would like to talk about flea circuses but we have already dealt with that in another thread. What about telling us about hangi's Pete? I've heard a little about them but never been to one. What sort of tucker do they use? How does it taste - do they use any particular herbs or spices?

Do they eat people ?

Well, maybe I'm on the wrong track entirely. I'll Google it... Ah, it was Art Johnson (the German soldier character in Rowan & Martin's 'Laugh In'). That's probably why I confused it with Siegfried from Get Smart.

So, we were talking about camouflage-coloured wrapping. Before that, we were talking about the war and before that, cats.

I'm out of ideas. Personally, I would like to talk about flea circuses but we have already dealt with that in another thread. What about telling us about hangi's Pete? I've heard a little about them but never been to one. What sort of tucker do they use? How does it taste - do they use any particular herbs or spices?

Can you please explain what they are?

I have no idea...........what hangi's are, that is.

Lot of ideas for this Fred but I fear a bit that the topics I would like to see questioned will most likely bring this Fred quickly to 3K post and more.

Is that OK?

But you first please......

When is the next page?

I amz juzt wait for nexz paze, juz waiz fort thaz, need to go zo bedz.....?

You should sleep in bed Alex .

Woke up allready ?

Alex. (From Wiki)

Hāngi (pronounced [hɑːŋi]) is an ancient New Zealand Māori method of cooking food using super heated rocks buried in the ground in a pit oven. Modernised hangi methods are still used today and are often saved for special occasions due to the large amount of time and preparatory work involved.

I thought that Pete may have been to one (given that he lives there) and may tell us a bit about it. Are you still with us, Pete?

they say you should never leave your laptop near the swimming pool as they are not water proof,hence i;ve got a new laptop.

So the question is, why did you leave your 'puter near the water and what happened to it?

it was by the pool and the dog knock it off the table and it bounced in the pool

Did the dog then do some bouncing as well - say, off a brick wall?

Bummer, just how far CAN you drop kick a dead dog walking..??

While we are on the subject of dogs. How exactly do you kill a brown one?

Would a brown one be any different than a white one??

Thanks for the explanation Ping, I feel much wiser now......

By the way I think LB just wanted a new puttie and dropped the old one in the pool.

I mean seriously, try to imagine yourself doing some puttie work near the pool.

How far would you stay away from the water?

Na na na

And then blaming the dog for it, waaaahaaaa.

And then here it comes: Do computers have the capability to bounce?

I not think so....

Do you have pictures LB?