Crafty Norwegian

[sceadugenga]

Crafty Norwegian

Ole was stopped by a game warden in Northern Minnesota recently leaving a lake well known for its Walleye. He had two buckets of fish. As it was during the spawning season, the game warden asked, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?"

Ole replied, "No, sir! Dese here are my pet fish."

"Pet fish?" the warden replied.

"Ya sure, you betcha." answered Ole. "Every night I

take dese fish here down to da lake and let dem svim around for a while. Den I vhistle and dey yiump back into deir buckets and I take dem home."

"That's a bunch of hooey. Fish can't do that." said

the game warden.

Ole looked at the game warden with an _expression of great hurt, and then said, "Yumpin Yimminy! Vell den, I'll just show you den. It really does vork, don'tcha know?"

"O.K. I've got to see this!" The game warden was

really curious now.

So Ole poured the fish into the lake and stood

waiting.

After several minutes, the game warden turned to Ole and said, "Well?"

"Vell what?" responded Ole.

"When are you going to call them back?"

"Call who back?" asked Ole.

"The fish!"

"What fish?"

[Pink Mist]

an old territory joke

[sceadugenga]

an old territory joke

Sounded familiar, couldn't place it though. They have fishing inspectors in the NT?

[skipvice]

I have a fishing friend who can use that trick

[suegha]

A very 'interesting' joke!