15 Contradiction Of Singaporean....

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1 . Nite - Sleep with air-con, Day - Bath with heater on

2. Day - Cannot Wake up, Nite - Cannot Sleep

3. Translation is need between Singaporean Chinese and

Mainland Chinese

4. Smell Of rubbish beside letterboxes, Rubbish in front of

Letterbox.

5. Some Sg Chinese use different language other then

chinese to communicate.

6. Sg ppl dun like to vote, But like to complain

7. Half of Sg ppl dunno how to speak the country's language

(malay)

8. There are quite a few rich/poor ppl in sg - They have Car,

Credit Card, CPF but no Cash and is liable to lots of loans

9. There are also quite a few high-tech barbaric singaporean

in sg - They know how to use state-of-the art equipment,

use 3g mobile phone and powerful computers but they

dunno how to use a simple dustbin or a toilet.

10. Sg ppl rush to buy Hello kitty, the other side busy killing

stray cats

11. Chewing Gum - Can Chew, Cannot buy?? (Restricted

buying)

12. Cigarettes - Convienent to buy, not convienent to smoke

13. Private Cars - Cheaper and Cheaper to buy, harder and

harder to Maintain

14. Public Bus - Half the Crowd Squeeze in front of the Bus,

Second Half is Carrying Ghost

15. Education - Teach Less Learn More.

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