Marketing Concepts

[AltumAngel]

Professor at SIM was explaining marketing concepts:

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says,

"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party.

You go up to her and get her telephone number.

The next day you call and say "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.

4. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie,

You walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her,

pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride,

and then say, "By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.

5. You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and

says, "You are very rich?"

That's Brand Recognition.

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say,

"I'm rich. Marry me"

She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback!!!!!

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

And she introduces you to her husband

That's demand and supply gap.

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say,

"I am very rich. Marry me!"

she turns her face towards you ------------ she is your wife!

That's competition eating into your market share.

Hope you learnt marketing