Everyone Knows Something is Wrong

We can't prove it, but we know*

They tell us that the earth is revolving around the sun.

Ha!

That's what they want you to believe.

Everyone knows the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.

It's just common sense.

Obviously the MSM is lying to us.

We're the center of the universe!

Everything we see was created for Man to enjoy by the Lord.

It's all about us.

And by "us" I mean Jews in Israel

They wrote the Bible they have an exclusive contract with the Lord, kinda like his sales representative.

That's why the Lord made so much ocean and so little land.

It's not like all life on earth started in the ocean and later expanded to land.

That's crazy! If that was true, Christians would use "fish" symbolism to represent Christianity.

Wait. Oh. Nevermind. 😄

*California voting is rigged