Mitch arrives to meet St. Peter. "You can take a look beforehand to see whether you want to go to heaven or hell." In heaven: fluffy clouds, ethereal music... In hell: a party, champagne, a great atmosphere, and happy people. St. Peter: "You can make your decision tomorrow." The next day, Mitch says: "Heaven is nice enough, but I liked hell better." He arrives there, and the gate opens. Everyone is wallowing in filthy mud amidst extreme heat. "But it was completely different here yesterday, wasn't it?" "Well, yesterday was before the election."
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