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What will Trump come back as when he reincarnates?

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He'll come back as a giant slimy slug, representing the low life dirtbag that he is as a human being. Hopefully he'll get stomped on and crushed immediately upon his return.

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At its very best, his rebirth (NOT reincarnation) will probably be as a parasite or an amoebae, if he is lucky... Definitely NOT as a sentient being! First he has to stay endless amount of time in the several Buddhist hells, before his rebirth is allowed!

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On 8/28/2026 at 10:06 AM, connda said:

I'm pretty sure he'll reincarnate as a big dog that goes around, lifts his leg, and pees on everything.

Not to mention sniffing everything's arse.

2 hours ago, wavodavo said:

I reckon that Trump will come back and marry AOC and live happily ever after. As for Melania she will take up with a toy boy to look after her needs.

AOC is way too smart for him. He likes vacuous followers that look like Ivanka. Nathalie is his dream girl.

I will stick with cowbird, a murderous thief just like him.

On 8/30/2026 at 3:36 AM, Roadsternut said:

Small, dark haired boy, unusually quiet. Don't look for birthmarks.

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The only problem is that Damien was very smart. Trump does not qualify in the least.

Probably the first president ever to rate all the other presidents.

Why not?

Putting himself at the top is just trolling.

On 8/28/2026 at 10:06 AM, connda said:

Especially given the size of his ego.

I've met a bunch of people who are practically nobodies in society with massive egos that you need to walk on egg shells when you are near them not to offend their fragile egos.

He is at the top of the food chain, so it doesn't bother me at all that he has a big ego.

He has earned the right to have a big ego.

They probably all do, but they just hide it.

I bet as a dog

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9 minutes ago, 241195_1469957797 said:

I bet as a dog

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I wouldnt need female company (not that I get any now) if I came back as a dog.

Bullocks.

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Mold, or mould for the Brits.

10 hours ago, cjinchiangrai said:

The only problem is that Damien was very smart. Trump does not qualify in the least.

Reincarnation doesn't work like that. You might come back as an ant.

8 hours ago, Roadsternut said:

Reincarnation doesn't work like that. You might come back as an ant.

That works, life as a mindless laborer.

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