Tequila

[lazeeboy]

a guy walks into a bar,notices a very large jar on

the counter ,and sees its full to the brim with $10

bills.he guesses there must be thousands of dollars

in it .

he approaches the bartender and asks,"whats with the

jar"?

"well you pay $10 and if you pass three test,you get

all the money and the keys to a new corvette z06"

the man certainly isn't going to pass this up "whats

the three test rules?

"pay first those are the rules" says the bartender

so the man gives the $10 and the bartender drops

it in the jar

"ok says the bartender,"heres what you need to do'

first-you have to drink the intire litre of pepper tequila

the whole thing in one go ,you cannot make a face

while doing it

second theres a pitbull chained up out back with a sore

tooth,you have to remove it with your bare hands

"third -theres a 90 year old woman upstairs who has never

had an orgasm ,you gotta make it right for her".

the man is stunned"i know i paid $10 dollars,but im not

an idiot,i wont do it ,you have to be nuts todrink a litre of

pepper tequila and then do those things

"your call says the bartender but the money stays in the

jar,

as time goes on and the man has a few drinks ,then a

few more ,he asks "wheres that tequila?'

he grabs the litre of tequila and downs it in one go

tears streaming down his face ,but didnt make a face

next ,he staggers out back where the pitbull is chained and

soon the people in the bar hear a huge ,noisy scuffle going

on outside ,

they hear the pitbull barking the man screaming and

then.... silence

just when they think the man must be dead he

staggers back into the bar,with his shirt ripped

and large bloody scraches all over his body

"now he says ......wheres that old lady with a sore tooth"?

[Chris Lawrence]

:D