Prison Or Work

Chris Lawrence · 2007-10-03T15:53:13+0000

IN PRISON >>you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell. AT WORK >>you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>IN PRISON >> >> you get three meals a day (free). >> >>AT WORK >> >> >> >> >>.you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>IN PRISON >> >> you get time off for good behaviour. >> >>AT WORK >> >> >> >> >>you get rewarded for good behaviour with more WORK. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>IN PRISON >> a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you. >> >> >>AT WORK >> >> >> >> >>.you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors >>yourself. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>IN PRISON >> >> you can watch TV and play games. >> >>AT WORK >> >> >> >> >>you get fired for watching TV and playing games. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>IN PRISON >> >> you get your own toilet. >> >>AT WORK >> >> >>you have to share a toilet. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>IN PRISON >> >> they allow your family and friends to visit. >> >>AT WORK >> >> >> >> >>you can not even speak to your family and friends. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>IN PRISON >> >> all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all. >> >>AT WORK >> >> >> >> >>You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct >>taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>Humm? >> >>Which Sounds Better? >> >>So what are you waiting for......... >> >> >> >> >> >>Kill your Manager!!!!!!!!!!

By Chris Lawrence
October 3, 2007 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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