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IN PRISON

>>you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.

AT WORK

>>you spend most of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

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>> you get three meals a day (free).

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>>.you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

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>> you get time off for good behaviour.

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>>you get rewarded for good behaviour with more WORK.

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>> a guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.

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>>.you must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors

>>yourself.

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>> you can watch TV and play games.

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>>AT WORK

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>>you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

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>> you get your own toilet.

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>>AT WORK

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>>you have to share a toilet.

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>> they allow your family and friends to visit.

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>>AT WORK

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>>you can not even speak to your family and friends.

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>>IN PRISON

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>> all expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.

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>>AT WORK

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>>You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct

>>taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

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>>Humm?

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>>Which Sounds Better?

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>>So what are you waiting for.........

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>>Kill your Manager!!!!!!!!!!

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