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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attatched to his crotch. 

The bartend says, naturally "Whats the deal with the steering wheel attatched to your crotch?"

The pirate says "Aaaaahhhr!  Its driving me nuts!"

:D

i'm pinchin' that 1 :D

a man walks in2 a bar with a giraffe, they get through a bottle of scotch and are both pretty lagged(drunk) the giraffe falls off its stool and falls to the floor, the guy gets up to leave and the barman calls him back"u cant leave that lying there" the guy turns round and says"that's no lion...it's a giraffe"

boom boom :o

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