The Golden Toilet

[Chris Lawrence]

A man goes to a party, has a terrific time, gets drunk and leaves. The next morning he realises that he had left his mobile back at the party but he can't remember the address of the house.

He knew the street but just couldn't remember where the house was. Suddenly it struck him that the toilet in that house was made of gold.

"Ah," he thought, "all I've got to is go to every house and ask them if they've got a golden toilet!"

He goes to the street and begins knocking on one door after another and asks the occupant if they had a golden toilet.

Finally, he is met by a man who, when he's asked the question about the golden toilet, turns his head back towards the interior of the house and yells, "John, here's the bastard who pooed in your trombone!"