Chinese Proverbs :)

[penzman]

> >Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

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> >Man who run in front of car get tired.

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> >Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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> >Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

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> >Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright >

>>organ.

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> >Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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> >Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

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> >Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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> >Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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> >War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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> >Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

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> >Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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> >It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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> >Man who drive like ######, bound to get there.

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> >Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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> >Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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> >Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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> >Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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> >Now send

> >it to 10 or more people with in the next 5 minutes! And > >>good

luck!

> >Nothing will happen but 10 people laughing at these >

[stumonster]

my favourite has always been

man with cock on forehead cannot see for nuts

[holm188]

Man who falls asleep with itchy ass wakes up with smelly finger.

[Gazza]

Man who screws girl on hill, is not on the level.

[Spee]

Man who try to walk both side of fence, end up with chopped nuts!

[the scouser]

Woman who fly upside down crack up.

Scouse.

[Rhys]

When boy meet girl, energy go to waist.

[booman]

Naked man who steal from church will be caught by organ.

[Sphere]

Rape is impossible - Girl with skirt up run faster than man with pants down!