> >Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

>

> >Man who run in front of car get tired.

> >

> >Man who run behind car get exhausted.

> >

> >Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

> >

> >Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright >

>>organ.

> >

> >Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

> >

> >Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

> >

> >Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

> >

> >Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

> >

> >War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

> >

> >Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

> >

> >Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

> >

> >It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

> >

> >Man who drive like ######, bound to get there.

> >

> >Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

> >

> >Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

> >

> >Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

> >

> >Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

> >

> >Now send

> >it to 10 or more people with in the next 5 minutes! And > >>good

luck!

> >Nothing will happen but 10 people laughing at these >

my favourite has always been

man with cock on forehead cannot see for nuts

Man who falls asleep with itchy ass wakes up with smelly finger.

Man who screws girl on hill, is not on the level.

Man who try to walk both side of fence, end up with chopped nuts!

Woman who fly upside down crack up.

Scouse.

When boy meet girl, energy go to waist.

Naked man who steal from church will be caught by organ.

Rape is impossible - Girl with skirt up run faster than man with pants down!