borrowed from Sulu...

because he agreed

Spock's green tape..........

was not good

better take Uhura's

overstretched knicker elastic

still containing Uhura

and captain Kirk.

having a quick

game of scrabble

with no e's

or any other

kind of vowel

better play Astrobattle....

with Astros's wife

and twin sister

an unholy alliance

full of holes

and decidedly suspect

klingon love bites

a rabid wookie

suffering from rabies

and acting rabidly

wanting Spock's green...........

space rabies laser

bought at Carrespace....

for 3400000000 credits

cheaper at Big

Intergalactic C stores

wow shock price