Hillary

[Garry]

One sunny day in 2009, an old man approached the White House from across

Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, 'I would like to go in and

meet with President Hillary Clinton.'

The Marine replied, 'Sir, Mrs. Clinton is not President and doesn't reside

here.'

The old man said, 'Okay,' and walked away.

The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the

same Marine, 'I would like to go in and meet with President Hillary

Clinton'.

The Marine again told the man, 'Sir, as I said yesterday, Mrs. Clinton is

not President and doesn't reside here.'

The man thanked him and again walked away . . .

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the

very same Marine, saying 'I would like to go in and meet with President

Hillary Clinton.'

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and

said, 'Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to

Speak to Mrs. Clinton. I've told you already several times that Mrs.

Clinton is not the President and doesn't reside here. Don't you

understand?'

The old man answered, 'Oh, I understand you fine, I just love hearing your

answer!'

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted, and said, 'See you tomorrow,

Sir.