LeungKen Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Two men met at a bus stop and struck up a conversation. One of them kept complaining of family problems. Finally, the other man said: "You think you have family problems? Listen to my situation." "A few years ago, I met a young widow with a grown-up daughter. We got married and got myself a stepdaughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. That made my stepdaughter, my step-mother. And my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law". "Much later the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother because he was my father's son. But he was also the son of my wife's daughter which made him my wife's grand-son. That made me the grand-father of my half-brother." "This was nothing until my wife and I had a Baby. Now the half-sister of my son, my stepmother, is also the Grandmother. This makes my father, the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife, I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my OWN GRANDFATHER!" "And you think you have FAMILY PROBLEMS!!!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted January 11, 2008 Share Posted January 11, 2008 Not bad ! Wiley Coyote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LeungKen Posted January 11, 2008 Author Share Posted January 11, 2008 Not bad ! Wiley Coyote It's a bit like that with my Lady's family here in Phuket I swear everybody in the village is related....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZenHillbillyPoet22 Posted January 14, 2008 Share Posted January 14, 2008 Isn't this from an old song? "I'm my own grandpa" ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suegha Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 Not bad ! Wiley Coyote Not bad??? It's absolutley brill! Nice one LK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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