Some Great Questions

[bottleymike]

SOME GREAT QUESTIONS

1) Why does your gynaecologist leave the room when you get undressed?

2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

3) Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?

4) Is it possible to brush your teeth without wiggling your bottom?

5) Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Peter and I am an alcoholic'? 6) Why are they called stairs inside but steps outside?

7) Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

8) Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?

9) Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

10) Is French kissing in France just called kissing?

11) Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, 'I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out'?

12) What do people in China call their good quality plates?

13) Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

14) What do you call male ballerinas?

15) Why is a person that handles your money called a 'Broker'?

16) If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

17) If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

18) Why is it that when someone tells you that there are over a billion stars in the universe, you believe them, but if they tell you there is wet paint somewhere, you have to touch it to make sure.

[Neddy]

19. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

[ZenHillbillyPoet22]

19. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do they sterilize the needle before a lethal injection?

[suegha]

19. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do they sterilize the needle before a lethal injection?

Sorry to be a bore, all needles are sterile, whether used for letal injection or not!

[PhilHarries]

SOME GREAT QUESTIONS

2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Sorry to be bore #2 but in Malaysia you do which is why road tunnels in KL are almost invariably under existing roads so they don't have to buy the land off the property owners above.

[duncaw]

Also sorry to be a bore but the answer to 10) is no. It's called "baisse anglais" - english kissing

[ZenHillbillyPoet22]

19. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do they sterilize the needle before a lethal injection?

Sorry to be a bore, all needles are sterile, whether used for letal injection or not!

What do you mean? How can all needles be sterile? The point is that if you're gonna kill somebody what would it matter if they got an infection from a dirty needle...

[suegha]

19. Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Why do they sterilize the needle before a lethal injection?

Sorry to be a bore, all needles are sterile, whether used for letal injection or not!

What do you mean? How can all needles be sterile? The point is that if you're gonna kill somebody what would it matter if they got an infection from a dirty needle...

All needles are produced and packaged sterile! They are only made dirty from use and they don't re-use needles, even for leathal injection!

[pattayadave]

SOME GREAT QUESTIONS

2) If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?

Sorry to be bore #2 but in Malaysia you do which is why road tunnels in KL are almost invariably under existing roads so they don't have to buy the land off the property owners above.

bore # 3 some parts of ireland to