mumbojumbo Posted January 15, 2008 Share Posted January 15, 2008 >Subject: FW: YEAR'S BEST (ACTUAL) HEADLINES OF 2007 > > >Crack Found on Governor's Daughter >[imagine that! > >Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says >[No, really?] > >Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers > >Now that's taking things a bit far! > >Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? >[Not if I wipe thoroughly!] > > >Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over >[What a guy!] > > >Miners Refuse to Work after Death >[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!] > > >Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant >[see if that works any better than a fair trial!] > > >War Dims Hope for Peace > > > >If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile >[You think?] > > >Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures >[Who would have thought!] > >Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide >[They may be on to something!] > > >Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges >[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?] > > >Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge >[he probably IS the battery charge!] > > >New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group >[Weren't they fat enough?!] > > >Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas >in Spacecraft >[That's what he gets for eating those beans!] > > >Kids Make Nutritious Snacks >[Taste like chicken?] > > >Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half >[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!] > > >Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors >[boy, are they tall!] > > >And the winner is.... > >Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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