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>Subject: FW: YEAR'S BEST (ACTUAL) HEADLINES OF 2007

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>Crack Found on Governor's Daughter

>[imagine that!

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>Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

>[No, really?]

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>Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

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>Now that's taking things a bit far!

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>Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?

>[Not if I wipe thoroughly!]

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>Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over

>[What a guy!]

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>Miners Refuse to Work after Death

>[No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so!]

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>Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

>[see if that works any better than a fair trial!]

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>War Dims Hope for Peace

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>If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile

>[You think?]

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>Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures

>[Who would have thought!]

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>Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

>[They may be on to something!]

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>Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

>[You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?]

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>Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge

>[he probably IS the battery charge!]

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>New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group

>[Weren't they fat enough?!]

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>Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas

>in Spacecraft

>[That's what he gets for eating those beans!]

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>Kids Make Nutritious Snacks

>[Taste like chicken?]

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>Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half

>[Chainsaw Massacre all over again!]

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>Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors

>[boy, are they tall!]

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>And the winner is....

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>Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead

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