The Welfare Office

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At the Welfare Office in Alice Springs

>

> An Aboriginal man walked into the local welfare office to pick up his cheque

> He marched straight up to the counter and said, " Hi.

> You know, I just HATE drawing welfare. I'd really rather have a job."

>

> The social worker behind the counter said, " Your timing is excellent.

> We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a

> chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter.

> You'll have to drive around in his 2007 Mercedes-Benz CL, and he will

> supply all of your clothes.

>

> Because of the long hours, meals will be provided.

> You'll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas holiday trips.

>

> This is rather awkward to say but you will also have as part of your

> job assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her

> mid-20's and has a Rather strong sex drive.

>

> A two-bedroom loft type apartment with plasma TV, stereo, bar, etc.

> Located above the garage, will be designated for your sole use and the

> salary is $200,000 a year."

>

> The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, " You're bullshi*tin' me!".

>

> The social worker said, " Yeah, well . . You started it