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Why Aging Isn't So Bad

AltumAngel · 2008-02-08T23:50:36+0000

Kidnappers are not very interested in you. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. No one expects you to run into a burning building. There's nothing left to learn the hard way. Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

By AltumAngel
February 8, 2008 in Jokes - Puzzles and Riddles - Make My Day!

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