Little Kenny On Getting Older

[Chris Lawrence]

LITTLE KENNY ON GETTING OLDER

Little KENNY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know

eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

Little KENNY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?"

Little KENNY answered, "No, he minded his own f....... business."

[suegha]

Another unexpected ending!