Male And Female Objects ?

[Saiyan]

You might not have known this, but a lot of non-living

objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples:

FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in,

but you can see right through them.

PHOTOCOPIERS: These are female, because once turned off; it

takes a while to warm them up again.

They are an effective reproductive device if the right

buttons are pushed, but can also wreak havoc if you push the wrong buttons.

TIRES: Tires are male, because they go bald easily and are often over inflated.

HOT AIR BALLOONS: Also a male object, because to get them to

go anywhere, you have to light a fire under their butt.

SPONGES: These are female, because they are soft, squeezable and retain water.

WEB PAGES: Female, because they're constantly being looked at and frequently getting hit on.

TRAINS: Definitely male, because they always use the same old lines for picking up people.

EGG TIMERS: Egg timers are female because, over time, all the weight shifts to the bottom.

HAMMERS: Male, because in the last 5000 years, they've hardly

changed at all, and are occasionally handy to have around.

THE REMOTE CONTROL: Female. Ha! You probably thought it would

be male, but consider this: It easily gives a man pleasure, he'd be

lost without it, and while he doesn't always know which buttons to

push, he just keeps trying.

[suegha]

Good list. Maybe we could add to it!