Coffee Dude Posted October 8, 2004 Share Posted October 8, 2004 A man went to confess to his local priest. P: What have you sinned my son? M: I cursed on the golf course today. P: What caused you to curse my son? M: Well, I teed off on the first hole. It felt really good. The ball was flying straight and true. It looked like it may be my best drive ever. But it hit an electric line crossing the fairway and fell at about 175 yards. P: Is that when you cursed? M: Nope. Then a squirrel ran out and grabbed my ball and ran into the woods. P: Is that when you cursed? M: Nope. A bird swooped down and frightened the squirrel and it dropped the ball. The bird scooped it up and flew away. P: Is that when you cursed? M: Nope. The bird dropped the ball on the green and it rolled to within 2 feet of the hole. P: You missed the F*ckin putt didn't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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