Blind Man Steps Into A Bar Owned By A Blonde Lesbian

A blind man wanders into a bar owned by a blonde lesbian. He takes a seat at the bar, sitting next to another blonde. He orders a beer and says to bar lady, "hey, do you wanna hear a joke about a dumb blonde?"

The lady replies, "Mister, just so that you are aware, I am the owner of this place and I am a blonde. The lady to your right is my girlfriend, and she also is blonde. There is another lady to your left who is a blonde and who happens to be the national kick boxing champion. There are also 2 women playing pool over in the the corner, both of them are blonde. One of them is a weight lifter with a very short temper and her lover is known to get aggressive very quickly when it comes to bigotted men. Now, I ask you - are you sure you want to tell that joke?"

The blind guy sits there, obviously thinking deeply. He takes a swig of his beer and says:

"You know what, if I'm gonna have to repeat myself five times, then I won't bother."