george Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Unfaithful man forgets penis at home CHONBURI: -- A young Thai man lost his penis to his knife-wielding wife and then forgot to bring his severed member with him to hospital, fatefully delaying a reattachment operation, news reports said on Monday. Sornlam Yotbanya (24) had a heated argument with his wife, Rungnapha Pongalee (32), on Sunday night about his mistress. He went to bed and was rudely awoken hours later when his wife sliced off his member, reported ITV. In Sornlam's haste to get to Bangramrung hospital in Chonburi, 60km south-east of Bangkok, he left his penis behind in his bedroom. Bangramrung hospital dispatched a nurse to retrieve the severed member for a reattachment operation. Although the nurse packed the penis in ice, too many of the cells had died by the time it was delivered to hospital, killing all hopes of a revival. Thai hospitals, especially Bangkok's Police hospital, have achieved some fame for their high success rate with penis reattachment operations, providing they are carried out swiftly with all the parts in place. -- Sapa-DPA 2004-10-18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mtnthai Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Ouch! If anyone has his cell number give the dude a call and tell him how to get to King 3 in Patpong. He just got a shot at a new profession. Bettyer than the US version of a burning bed I guess, but its all how you look at it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
igotworms Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 This guy obviously is unaware of the cardinal rule: Severed penis: Don't leave home without it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camerata Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 Thai hospitals, especially Bangkok's Police hospital, have achieved some fame for their high success rate with penis reattachment operations, providing they are carried out swiftly with all the parts in place. -- Sapa-DPA 2004-10-18 High success rate? This is a wonderful urban myth that is regularly recycled by the foreign press. In over 20 years, I can't remember a single case reported locally where the victim had his penis reattached AND regained full use of it for urination and sex. Such an operation would require complex microsurgery to be successful, and Thailand is not a world leader in this area. The notion that the Police Hospital, one of the cheapest, could do it is laughable. Ditto for the upcountry hospitals mentioned in many of these cases. The victims generally come from the lower end of the socio-economic scale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thaiwing Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 I wonder if they will make a film Dont leave home without it...A eunuchs story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padkapow Guy Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 This guy obviously is unaware of the cardinal rule:Severed penis: Don't leave home without it. roflmao Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 18, 2004 Share Posted October 18, 2004 I wonder if they will make a filmDont leave home without it...A eunuchs story Would it be ' THEM ' for a eunuch ? They take the swinging bits away for that operation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 Khun wife was neither an expert. What happened to 'feeding the ducks'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 The ducks wouldn't come at it Axel. It was a bit too messy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 I'm never arguing with my wife Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stroll Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 I'm never arguing with my wife wink.gifListen carefully to the storys, IamMaiC, it doesn't always require an argument and warnings are not routinely given, either. How is your wife's visa application going, btw, have you had any female guests staying while waiting? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sua yai Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 what happened to a helium balloon? At least with that he can be sure his member goes in the right direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 what happened to a helium balloon?At least with that he can be sure his member goes in the right direction. Now there's one way to be certain that he'll get it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 Poor sod though to be honest - the pain alone you think he would have remembered to bring his member with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britmaveric Posted October 19, 2004 Share Posted October 19, 2004 Hmmm might be a business opportunity lads- protection device for Thai lads while they slumber. Lock up the old tackle for 200THB? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dr_Pat_Pong Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 Hmmm might be a business opportunity lads- protection device for Thai lads while they slumber. Lock up the old tackle for 200THB? Maybe a lockable cricket box Brit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IamMaiC Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 I'm never arguing with my wife wink.gifListen carefully to the storys, IamMaiC, it doesn't always require an argument and warnings are not routinely given, either. How is your wife's visa application going, btw, have you had any female guests staying while waiting? Since I was born in Thailand and grew up in the states I am starting to wonder about thai men, also Thai women I mean even though unfaithful Thai men may be I don't think they deserve to get their penis cut off. The Woman should just leave I know it's easy to say but you have to think about the mental state of some women. Ha Ha She is waiting for her interview on November 2 I am very nervous about this. I do Love My Wife stroll and I have been waiting a Long time and believe me I like having my penis attached! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimGant Posted October 20, 2004 Share Posted October 20, 2004 High success rate? This is a wonderful urban myth that is regularly recycled by the foreign press. In over 20 years, I can't remember a single case reported locally where the victim had his penis reattached AND regained full use of it for urination and sex. Actually, the success rate is fairly high when these dickheads have it reattached to their foreheads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
honeyen Posted October 25, 2004 Share Posted October 25, 2004 That's the price to pay for his infidelity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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