If You Could Invent 1 Thing What Would It Be?

[sparrow]

If I could invent one thing it would be........

A time displacement device, so i could go an get pissed with my mates as much as i wanted without loosing time with the wife and littlen

if i could invent more than one thing..... perpetual energy, telportation, soma, knowledge implants, something that let you take off and glide when you flap your arms, a don't be an arsehol_e beacon, an instant heal bandage, cigarretts that are good for you, hovver boards, something that let you imajine an object or thing an let it become real (only with confirmation blink of the eyes incase you imajined somin nasty by accident, couldn't just have any old imajinary thing popping in to existence willynilly now could we), hhmmmm something that would let me expirence and see and rember the posible out comes and subsequent possable threads of life and so on from all previous decisions and actions from within this life without forfitting what is current; maybe not, porrobable my brain might melt.

[Rasseru]

I would invent a kind of post that would attract particular people to read a thread. I could have used it here, for example, to summon Blinky Bill to this thread.

[Blinky Bill]

Thankyou Razza.

If I could invent something useful it would be a device that automatically deleted inane threads on Internet Forums.

[Rasseru]

Thankyou Razza.

No, thank you, Blinky.

[Thaddeus]

Can I have a pint of what the OP has had ....... second thoughts, make it a half, I don't want to overdo it.

[dingdongrb]

Thankyou Razza.

No, thank you, Blinky.

I would invent jobs for those that have too much time on their hands that all they do is get on Internet forums and 'thank' each other.....

[Rasseru]

Thankyou Razza.

No, thank you, Blinky.

I would invent jobs for those that have too much time on their hands that all they do is get on Internet forums and 'thank' each other.....

No, no job, thank you, dingdongrb.

[Bananaman]

How is this related to Thailand in anyway, let alone to Chiang Mai? Come on Mods wake up!

[Blinky Bill]

Thankyou Razza.

No, thank you, Blinky.

I would invent jobs for those that have too much time on their hands that all they do is get on Internet forums and 'thank' each other.....

Nice comment, dingdongrb. Thankyou.

[Blinky Bill]

And thankyou, Razza, once again for all your kind words.

[Blinky Bill]

And for all you non-English speakers.................

Afrikaans (Africa) - Dankie

Albanian - Faleminderit

Arabic - Sukran

Arabic - Shukran Gazillan (Thank you very much)

Armenian - shur-nur-ah-gah-lem

Australian - Thoinks, Moite!

Basque Country (between France and Spain) - Eskerrik asko (Thank you very much)

Bengali - Dhannyabad

Bulgarian - Blagodaria

Bosnia - Hvala

Burma(Myanmar) - Jae Zu Din Pa De (Thank you)

Cameroon (Duala) - Na som (thanks)

Cameroon (Duala) - Na som djita (Thank you very much)

Cantonese - M'goy (sp? -- thank you for the service)

Cantonese - Do jey (sp? -- thank you for the gift)

Catalonia (catalan) - gràcies [grah'-si-es] estandard

Catalonia (catalan) - moltes gràcies [many thanks]

Catalonia (catalan) - merci [mer'-si] very colloquial

Cherokee Nation - Wado (Thank you)

Cherokee (Eastern) - Skee (Thank you)

Chinese (Mandarin) - Xie_Xie (shieh shieh)

Chinese (Cantonese) Mh goi (m-ghoh-ee) (informal: thanks)

Chinese (Cantonese) Do jeh (tou yeh) (formal: thanks)

Cook Islander - Kia Manuia

Croatia - Hvala

Czech – Dekuji (deh'-ku-yih)

Danish - tak (tahg)

Dutch - dank U wel (dahnk you well) (formal: thank you very much)

Dutch - bedankt / dank je wel (dahnk ye well) (informal: thanks) - WEL is 'good', like "I wish you well"

Dutch - Dank U zeer / duizend maal dank (thank you VERY much) - a superlative and used when you get stuck in a thunderstorm, then lost, mugged, robbed, etc. And someone helps you. Only then. ZEER is 'very'. JE and U are 'you', but informal and formal. (still alive in old english like in 'ye olde'). "Duizend maal" means a 'thousand times'.

Dutch - hartelijk dank (thanks from the heart) Another formal form used in contexts like: "thanks for coming/inviting" (to a wedding, birthday party) or when receiving a formal present.

English - Thanks awfully, old boy

Esperanto - Dankon (thank you)

Esperanto - Dankegon (thank you very much)

Estonia - Aitäh

Ewe Togo (Africa) - Akpé (Appé)

Ewe Togo (Africa) - Apké na wo (Thanks to you)

Fijian - Vinaka

Fijiab - Vinaka vaka levu (Thank you very much)

Finnish - kiitos (kee'-toas)

Fon Benin (Africa) - Kpè nu wé

French - merci (mehr-see')

French - Merci Madame - Thanks (to a woman)

French - Merci Mademoiselle - Thanks (to a young girl)

French - Merci Monsieur - Thanks (to a man)

F.Y.R.O.M. (Macedonia) - Hvala

Gambia (Mandinka) - Abarka

Georgia(Sakartvelo) - madlobt (thank you)

Georgia(Sakartvelo) - didi madloba (thank you very much)

German - Danke (dahn'-kuh)

German - Danke schoen (literally: nicely thank you, outdated)

German - Danke sehr (Thank you very much)

German -Vielen Dank (Many Thanks)

Greek - Efharisto (ef-har-ris-tou')

Greek - Efkaristo poly

Guarani - Aguije (ah-we-JAY) native indian language of Paraguay and Western Brazil

Guinea (Mandinka) - Abarka

Gujarathi (India) - Aabar

Hawaiian - Mahalo

Hebrew - Toda (toh-dah')

Hebrew - Toda raba (thank you very much)

Hindi (India National Language) - Dhanyavaad

Hindi - Shukriyaa

Hungarian - Köszönöm (kuh'-suh-nuhm)

Icelandic - Þakka þér fyrir

Icelandic - Takk (informal)

Indonesian - Terima kasih (teh-ri-mah kah-sih)

Indonesian - Terima Kasih Banjak/Banyak (Both pronounced bunyuk - Thank you very much)

Iran (Persia) - Moteshakeram (formal)

Iran (Persia) - Merci (informal - just like french but r in this word is pronounced as /r/ )

Irish - Go raibh maith agat ( Thank you "Go - Rev - Mah - Agut") (literally, may you have good things)

Irish - Go raibh mile maith agat ( Thank you very much "Go - Rev - Meela - Mah - Agut") (literally, may you have a thousand good things)

Irish (Northern) - Nice one bro'r, or Cheers mucker!

Italian - Grazie (grahts'-yeh)

Italian - Grazie tanto (many thanks - cordial version)

Italian - Mille Grazie (a thousand thanks)

Japanese - Arigato (ah-ree-gah'-toh) or A_Ree_Ga_Tou_Go_Zai_Ma_Su

Japanese - Domo arrigato

Javanese - Matur nuwun

Jive - Thanks mon - Appropriate only if directed to a male

Kannada (India) - Dhan-ya-vaadaa (spoken in S India, in Bangalore, the Silicon Valley of India.)

Konkani (West coast - Konkan coast of India - It also is the state official language of Goa) - Dev boren koru (thank you - literally means " May God do good to you" as that is the way we thank people. )

Korean - Kamsa hamaida (kam'-sah hum-nee-dah' )

Latvian - Paldies

Lithuanian - Achu

Luganda (Uganda) - Waybale (Thank you)

Luganda (Uganda) - Waybale Nyo (Thank you very much)

Malayalam (South Indian Language) - Nandi

Malayalam (India) - Nani

Malaysian - Terima Kasih ("Tay ree ma Kaa seh")

Mali (Mandinka) - Abarka

Mandinka - Abarka (language of West Africa; The Gambia, Senegal, Guinea and Mali)

Maori - Kia Manuia

Nepali -- (Nepal National Language) - Dhan-ya-vaad

New Zealand - Cheers - LOL

New Zealand - Kiaora Koe (NZ Maori)

New Zealand - Kiaora Korua (NZ Maori)

New Zealand - Kiaora Koto (NZ Maori)

New Zealand - Kiaora Tatou (NZ Maori)

Nigeria (Hausa) - Na gode

Norwegian - Takk (tahkk)

Oman - Shakkran

Palauan - soolong (Republic of Palau)

Paraguay (Guarani) - Aguije (ah-we-JAY)

Persian/Farsi - Mam'noon or Mo'teshake'ram (Spoken in Iran, Afghanistan and other Central Asian countries)

Philippines Tagalog - Salamat

Philippines - Maraming Salamat (thank you very much)

Polish - Dziekuje (dsyehn-koo-yeh)

Portuguese - Obrigada (Female)

Portuguese - Obrigado (Male) (oh-bree-gah'-doh)

Portuguese - Muito Obrigado (Thank you very much)

Portuguese - Muito Obrigado com Voce (have my personal thanks)

Punjabi [ Pakistan and India] - Bhala Hove

Qatar - Shakkran

Romanian - Multumesc (phonetic: mooltzoomeask)

Romanian - Va multumim frumos (great thanks)

Russian - Spasiba (spah-see'-boh)

Russian - Blagodaryu (a little official)

Russian - Premnogo blagodaren (my greater thanks - words said to bosses by workers)

Russian - Spasibo balshoye (big thanks)

Samoan - Fa'afetai (fah-ah-feh-ta-e - thank you)

Samoan - Fa'afetai tele lava (Thank you very much)

Samoan - Talofa

Saulteaux Indians (Manitoba, Canada) - Miigwech (meegweech) -- there are similar spellings in other native languages such as Cree, etc.

Scottish - Cheers

Scot's Gaelic (Informal) - Tapadh Leat (tah-puh let)

Scot's Gaelic (Formal) - Tapadh Leibh (tah-puh lave)

Scot's Gaelic (Many Thanks) - Moran Taing

Senegal (Mandinka) - Abarka

Serbo - Croat -Hvala

Slovakia – Dakujem (deh'-ku-yem)

South Africa - Dankie ("Dung-Key")

South Africa - Baie Dankie (thanks very much - "Buyer Dung-Key")

Spanish - Gracias (grah'-syas)

Spanish - Gracias a todos (Thank you all)

Spanish - Muchas gracias (thank you very much, literally: many thanks) While Dutch people scarcely use the superlative forms, the Spanish don't use the minimalistic forms much (mostly in informal context). In Spanish, when a flyer is shoved into your hands, its worth a 'gracias', you normally use 'muchas gracias'.

Spanish - Muchisimas gracias (thank you VERY much) - to someone who was useful to you.

Spanish - un millón de gracias (a million thanks) - for when someone saves your life.

Spanish (Latin America, informal) - Te pasastes. (informal)

Spanish (Latin America, informal) - Se pasó. (formal) Which means "You went over the line", or "thanks for going out of your way to help me". When used, it will get you a smile, guaranteed.

Sundanese - Nuhun

Sunda - Hatur Nuhun

Swahili - Ahsante (ah-sahn'-teh)

Swahili - Ahsante Sana (Thank you very much)

Swedish - Tack (tahkk)

Swedish - Tack så mycket

Tahitian - Maururu

Tamil (India) - Nandri ("Nun-dry" spoken in South India, Singapore, Malaysia)

Teenager -

Telungu (South Indian Language)- Manjuthe

Thai - Khob Khun Kha (Feminine)

Thai - Khob Khun Krab (Masculine)

Thai - Khop Khun Mak (Thank you very much)

Thai - Khop Khun Mak Kha (Feminine)

Thai - Khob Khun Mak Krab (Masculine)

Thai - Khob Pra Khun Kha (Formal feminine)

Thai - Khob Pra Khun Krab (Formal masculine)

Tibetan - Thuk Ji Chhe

Turkish - Tesekkurler ( teh-sheh-keur eh-deh-rim)

Turkish - Çok tesekkur ederim (big thanks)

Turkish - Saðol (thank you)

Turkish - Saðolun (thank you - "saol")

Turkish - Tesekkurler (thanks - "teshekkyurler")

U.S. & Canada - Thank You

United States (South) - Thanks y'all

Ukranian - Dyakuyu

Urudu (India) - Shukria

Urudu (India) - Bahut Bahut Shukriyaa

Urdu [Pakistan, India and Bangla Desh] - Maherbani

Urdu (Pakistan) - Shukria

Urdu (Pakistan) -Bahut Shukria ( Thank you very much)

Urdu (Pakistan) - Bahut Bahut Shukria ( Thank you very very much)

Uzbekistan (Uzbek) - Rahmat (Thanks)

Uzbekistan (Uzbek) - Katta Rahmat (Thanks a lot)

Vietnamese - Kam ouen

Wales/Cymru - Diloch yn fawr (thank you very much)

Wales/Cymru - Diolch (thanks)

Xhosa (Africa) - Nkosi

Yemen - Shakkran

Yiddish - A dank

Yiddish - Yasher Koach (KOY-ACH)

Yoruba - Modupe

Yugoslavia - Hvala

Zulu - Ngiyabonga

[BEENTHEREDONETHAT]

Blinky Bill

You missed tongan "malo" or thank you very much "malo aupito"

[sparrow]

How is this related to Thailand in anyway, let alone to Chiang Mai? Come on Mods wake up!

Because you live in chiang mai, thailand and may wan to invent some thing to make your life easer, like self canceling indicators on motorbikes

[sparrow]

How is this related to Thailand in anyway, let alone to Chiang Mai? Come on Mods wake up!

Because you live in chiang mai, thailand and may wan to invent some thing to make your life easer, like self canceling indicators on motorbikes

or a park a ride tram network so no more traffic jams and pollution too much.

[p1p]

Off to General - SFA specific to Chiang Mai.

[dave111223]

A mug with 3 handles.

[ashacat]

Cambodian: Ao Khun.

An 'instant rest' machine, so you don't need to waste 8 hours a night being asleep.

[JuniorExPat]

An XXXXXXL size ThaiVisa t-shirt.

JxP

[onzestan]

A mug with 3 handles.

Been done ages ago in Olen (Belgium) for Emperor Charlemagne.

cheers

onzestan

[Blinky Bill]

A mug with 3 handles.

There might be a few of them on this forum........

[Blinky Bill]

An XXXXXXL size ThaiVisa t-shirt.

JxP

Why? Even the small ones fit most sizes.

[Lost in LOS]

a robot that looks just like my girlfriend but I could operate by remote control..... especially the mute button

[JuniorExPat]

An XXXXXXL size ThaiVisa t-shirt.

JxP

Why? Even the small ones fit most sizes.

You have no idea how much willpower it is taking to resist reposting that photo!

Hangover-free beer and tequila would be a good invention.

JxP

[Samuian]

a self refilling wallet would do...

[Spee]

One of those fancy Star Trek replicator gizmos, so I could walk and say ...."Computer, a pint of Romulan ale please."

[Theyreallrubbish]

Children with an off switch. Not planning to have any until this comes on to the market.

Remote locking for house front door. If its good enough for a $200k Rolls Royce why isn't it secure enough for a house? End fumbling with keys while carrying shopping.

Anti-hangover pill. What are all these scientists doing with their time that they haven't come up with this yet!?! Didn't they all have to go to university? They must have suffered from hangovers as students at least!

[happyending]

how about a passport that renewed its own visa every time it came due

just how it would do that ... ill leave that up to you

hey its a whole new thread waiting to happen

[MrSnrang]

A clean+cheap replacement for oil that won't require massive redesign of power plants, refineries, and cars.

[MrSnrang]

Anti-hangover pill. What are all these scientists doing with their time that they haven't come up with this yet!?! Didn't they all have to go to university? They must have suffered from hangovers as students at least!

It's called aspirin and a tall glass of water.

[centric]

a never empty bottle of whatever anyone is drinking