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Old Gus was in the hospital.

There was one young nurse who just drove him crazy. Every time she came in, she would talk to him like he was a little child.

She would say in a patronizing tone of voice, "And how are we doing this morning", or "Are we ready for a bath", or "Are we hungry?"

Well, Gus had had enough of this particular nurse. One day, at breakfast, he took the apple juice off the tray and put it in his bed side stand.

Next, he was given a urine bottle to fill for testing. (You know where the juice went).

The nurse came in a little later, picked up the urine bottle and looked at it. "My, it seems we are a little cloudy today."

At this, Old Gus snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, "Well, I'll run through again. Maybe I can filter it better this time."

The nurse fainted! And Gus just smiled!

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