The Old Git

[thecatman]

A man and his wife have been married 30 years, he's a grumpy old git, always moaning and complaining at his wife never giving her the love, affection, or attention that a woman strives for.

One day she goes into Town shopping, She gets back later than expected, and when she walks through the door her Husband greets her with 'where the hel_l have you been?' and 'where's my tea??' she explains that she got held up and starts to cook his tea.

She then goes on to tell him that 3 young handsome guys started to talk and generally chat her up whille she was on the bus home.

The Husband shouted out 'What would 3 young men want with your 55 year old C*#t ??'

and she replied, 'I don't know, they never mentioned you'.