Three Men And Their Chosen Fruits

[AltumAngel]

Three men were on a private plane travelling to a country when the plane ran short of fuel and it had a crash landing on a mysterious island.The pilot died but the men survived.They walked,thirstily and hungrily,until they found a small house.Beside the house was a huge fruit plantation.To their surprise,a farmer holding a rake came out of the house and looked at them.The three men were hungry and asked him if they could each have a fruit from his huge fruit plantation.

The farmer agreed and asked each of them to bring a few quantities of a fruit they wanted and come back to him.

The first man brought back seven apples in a basket.The farmer then said,"Squeeze the apples into your rear,but if you suceed,you can have any amount of fruit you want from my plantation.Not only that,I can call for help with my phone and gadgets for you when you are leaving."

"However,"he continued"If you make a single sound,I will kill you with my shotgun."

The first man nervously squeezed an apple into his rear,but failed.He screamed and was shot by the farmer.He went to heaven.

The second man brought back ten cherries in a small container.The farmer said the same thing to him,as he said to the first person.The second man could stand nine cherries but when he was about to squeeze the last cherry into his rear,he laughed and was shot.He too,went to heaven.

In heaven,the first person asked the second,"Why did you laugh?You were going to survive and have a huge amount of fruit with you."

The second person laughed uncontrollably,"Cause' I saw the last person carrying a basketful of durians."