Golf Joke

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The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and as she bends over to place her ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear.

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> 'Good God! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?' her husband demanded.

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> 'Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford to buy any.'

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> The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency here's 50 pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear.'

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> Next the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her skirt blows up to show that she is wearing no undies.

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> 'Bejesus woman. You've no knickers - why not?'

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> She replies, 'I can't afford any on the money you give me.'

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> He reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency here's 20 pounds, go and buy yourself some underwear!'

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> Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt over her head to reveal that she too is naked under it.

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> 'Hoot, lassie! Why d'ye have no knickers?'

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> She too explains, 'You don't give me enough housekeeping money to be able to afford any.'

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> The Scot reaches into his pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency here's a comb. Tidy yourself up a bit!'